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the sun by crowned_chaos
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
29 May 2025
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He was dreaming dreams that felt so real he couldn't tell the difference between dreams and reality...
This was a dream, right?
Or in which he is reborn as Luke Skywalker.
Alternatively, in which Luke Skywalker remembers his past life.
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18 May 2026
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In the Gentle Grip of Nightfall by littlestcactus
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
28 May 2024
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Master Tera said that nothing ever happened by accident. If he was to be believed, then I should’ve known that my first encounter with Anakin wouldn’t be my last. The Force was clearly at work, but I didn’t know what to think.
After all, what could a person like me possibly have to offer Anakin Skywalker?
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18 May 2026
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oh i love you so (so so so so so much) by Anonymous
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
21 Dec 2023
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Megumi rolls his eyes, but his expression is borderline tender, and Yuuji’s heart aches. He wants to be treated like this all the time. He wants Megumi to treat him like this all the time. He honestly just wants Megumi, period.
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or; in which Yuuji is irrefutably and hopelessly in love with Fushiguro Megumi. The only issue? He already has a pack. And his pack is almost as mouth-watering as he is.- Language:
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02 Jan 2026
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The Boy in the Water by Muse_of_the_Inferno
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 Jun 2025
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Harry has never particularly worried about her future. The Dursleys were horrible, it was true, and her parents were dead, but since she was very small she had understood that there were two people in the world who she would meet, and then they would be her family.
The words killed in action make her think that maybe there aren’t people waiting for her. Her stomach flips when Agent Coulson says it. He explains that they had died within a week of one another, which is sad almost beyond words.
Even if they are, somehow, alive, both would be well into their eighties. Even if she finds them, very, very soon, she will spend most of her life alone. It makes her - angry, almost, and inexplicably. As if Steven Grant Rogers and James Buchanan Barnes have broken a promise, as if they meant to die and leave her all alone.
Harry is twenty-one years old when Steve Rogers is pulled from the ice.
Steve might say that it is their choices that define who they are. Harry knows, she knows what her choices say about her. She knows exactly who she is and what she has done.
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- Part 1 of The Pale Rider
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26 Nov 2025
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“And you, Evans? What are you doing after graduation?”
“Dunno,” Evans replied, staring up at the sky from where he was laying on the courtyard floor and impeding foot traffic like the menace he was. “Maybe I’ll dismantle the government. It could use a good spring cleaning. Might be fun.”
Everyone laughed like it was a joke, and Tom felt a part of him wither and die at the stupidity of his generation.
Harry Evans was, to those that met him, rather average. A brilliant student, definitely. Kind and dedicated, absolutely. Handsome, maybe. But otherwise unremarkable.
He slipped into the ranks of Hufflepuff without a whisper and would have remained a bland face in the background of Tom’s life—if not for the fact that something was quintessentially wrong with him.
Tom, the only person who seemed to see beneath the veneer of banality and recognise the dangerous cunning that lurked there, found himself facing an opponent he had no idea how to combat.
OR, how Tom Riddle went from dreaming of ruling Wizarding Britain to dreaming of punching Harry Evans in the fucking face.
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24 Nov 2025