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“What are you wearing?” Sakamoto asks, his sense of tact as nonexistent as ever.
Goro jumps as Akira wraps an arm around her shoulders, subsequently freezing in place as her arm burns right through her coat. “I’m Santa and she’s my favorite bunny in the North Pole.”
“I lost a bet,” Goro deadpans. “Akira chose to dress like this.”
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After losing a bet, Goro has to suffer through the Phantom Thieves' annual Christmas party dressed as a sexy bunny.
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“I think you and I would be good together.”
The words hang in the air between them, Akechi’s brow rising in open skepticism as one of the most tense and awkward silences Akira has ever experienced descends. He sends a silent prayer to whatever gods are up there to please open a sudden hole in the ground that he can fall through. He doesn’t even care where it leads, anywhere has to be better than here.
“Charming,” Akechi says finally, in a way that makes it clear he didn’t find it very charming at all. “Although, I’m afraid I’m not interested in dating.”
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Kurusu Akira is a struggling college student who happens to meet the most stunning person he's ever met standing behind the library counter. Meanwhile, Akechi Goro is working long hours just to afford classes. He has no time for friends or dating, and certainly not love.
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tied up and twisted (the way he'd like to be) by pana (panaceaa) for sailboating
Fandoms: Persona 5
20 Feb 2023
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“I don’t like my hair being touched.”
That’s certainly news to Akira. There’s something heavy in the way Goro says it, the words weighted with some meaning that Akira can’t even begin to understand.
“It never seems to bother you when I touch it.”
“...I don’t mind when it’s you,” Goro admits, voice quiet.
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Akira's been best friends with Goro since he was ten, and they've had their fair share of stupid bets and high-stakes challenges. Even so, when the next contingency prize is having Goro grow his hair out, Akira gets more than he bargained for.
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“Here,” Kurusu says. “I can probably carry you.“
Goro doesn’t even get a chance to complain before Kurusu is sliding an arm around his back and beneath his knees. He’s immediately greeted by a wave of pain that outclasses all the others before, a kind of pain that makes him feel as if his entire body is breaking in two. Makes him think: fuck, maybe it actually is.
He grits his teeth. “Joker, stop.”
Kurusu instantly freezes, meeting his eyes with clear alarm.
“What’s wrong?”
“I think my hip might be broken.”
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After their duel, a chance encounter with the Reaper has disastrous consequences for Goro and Akira. Trapped together and left to their own devices, it's going to take more than luck to get them both out alive.
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When Akira reaches the bottom step, there’s another series of knocks, harsher and a bit more agitated this time. Maybe he should be slightly concerned, but unless the person behind the door happens to be Maruki with another world-destroying revelation he forgot to mention, he really doesn’t care who it is.
Or well, that’s what he thinks, at least until Akira opens the door and his heart stops beating.
“Akechi,” he says weakly. “You came back.”
or;
It's 2/2 and Akira gets one last chance to end the night without any regrets.
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Into the Gorofuck-Verse (a collection of nsfw prompt fills) by pana (panaceaa)
Fandom Persona 5
26 Sep 2022
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Responses written for an nsfw prompt meme I posted on Twitter. Most of these will be smut scenes written for AUs I either already have established or am planning to write, but they don't need context to be understood.
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A collection of stories featuring the one and only argyle mergoro and his pirate mate Akira. These will be all mostly silly self-indulgent pieces, but nonetheless, I do highly recommend you read them in order!
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Hanguang-jun (32) has been fired from his job as Auror for the Ministry of Magic. Not deterred by this would-be end to a mediocre career at best, Lan Wangji has taken on a job as Hogwarts teacher for Care of Magical Creatures instead. Another brave choice in a series of brave choices by Headmaster Nie Mingjue, who has long been known for (…).
“He wasn’t fired,” Nie Huaisang says.
“Of course he wasn’t fired,” Wei Wuxian says confidently. “What would he get fired for? Lan Zhan is the best.”
“Apparently,” Nie Huaisang says, leaning in and continuing in a dramatic whisper, “he quit."
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19 Jun 2026
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How To Get a Boyfriend: a Non-Convoluted Plan That Includes One Car and No Phone Service by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Mar 2026
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The trip was supposed to be a simple one. Or rather, Lan Wangji had hoped it would be a simple one. A two-night stay at his family home, provided his uncle didn’t lose his temper and give Wei Wuxian another two month ban, and the whole thing would be over fast and painless.
Things rarely went as easy as that, when it came to traveling with a person like Wei Wuxian.
or, lwj and wwx get stranded
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19 Jun 2026
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Here, in his little tower, he was free to be without having to worry about other people’s opinions. Although, because the universe had a sense of humor, his only coworker was the famously righteous Hanguang-jun from the Lan sect.
And he certainly had opinions.
or, lwj and wwx are watchtower cultivators
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19 Jun 2026
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Wrong Turn, Right Place by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
15 May 2021
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Fuck, he had totally walked into a set, hadn’t he? The beautiful, ethereal looking actor in his period piece outfit was pissed and waiting to tear him a new one, if the expression was any clue.
One moment the man was up, and then, the next second, he had gracefully jumped from the wall in front of Wei Ying, who, only by the strength of his will, did not scream in alarm.
He did yelp a little. But very manfully.
“No entry after sunset,” said the man, and his voice was deeper than Wei Ying could’ve guessed. “How did you get past the wards?”
or, modern!wwx takes a wrong turn and ends up in the cultivation world
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- Part 1 of Fated Meetings
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Bookmarked by pana (panaceaa)
16 Jun 2026
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As an influencer with no fewer than 17 million followers on Instagram, Wei Wuxian is pretty successful at gathering souls for Hell. When he meets Lan Wangji, who is the prettiest human he's ever seen, he knows he just has to eat his heart. Naturally, the best way to accomplish this is to pretend to be Lan Wangji's new makeup artist. Lan Wangji's new human makeup artist, please move on, nothing to see here. Now, if only Wei Wuxian could stop accidentally breathing fire in his excitement, that would be great.
Lan Wangji, meanwhile, would prefer Wei Wuxian to put his forked tongue to better uses.
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Bookmarked by pana (panaceaa)
13 Jun 2026