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Sherlock wakes up one morning with an exciting new feature, and proceeds to experiment on everyone and everything within reach. Spinoff crack based on PrettyArbitrary's Shame Is Overrated.
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12 Oct 2021
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I Dream of You to Wake by whoredini
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
26 Feb 2019
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John finds an unusual cure for his insomnia.
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21 Sep 2019
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“Thank you.” Aziraphale stepped closer. His knees brushed against Crowley’s.
“It’s just… it’s just cocoa, angel,” Crowley whispered. His knuckles were white where he gripped the edge of the desk.
Aziraphale didn’t answer. His eyes flicked down the line of Crowley’s throat as the demon swallowed, lingering on his shoulders, the taught line of his torso, his hips.
Written for the prompt "when one stops the kiss to whisper “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” and they answer by kissing them more"
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- Part 5 of Zee's Ineffable Husbands Ficlets
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25 Aug 2019
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Strange Flesh and All That by FortinbrasFTW
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Mar 2014
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Crowley laughs. He can’t help it. And the wine is very good.
“What’s funny?” Aziraphale asks.
“Are you joking?” Crowley tilts his head to look at him over his glasses. “No, nothing at all, this is all perfectly normal. Very dull conversation really.”
Aziraphale smiles back. “What’s funnier, dear boy? That I’ve considered it or that you haven’t?”- Language:
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04 Jul 2019
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No Such Thing by irisbleufic
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Nov 2018
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"You mean [Agnes] was trying to reassure us the whole time that the world wasn't, in fact, going to end?"
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04 Jul 2019
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“You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged; but one word from you will silence me on this subject for ever.”
Or: what happened after the [ we all got hit by a ] bus scene (aka "you could stay at my place, if you like")....
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02 Jul 2019
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Running to Catch Up by Solarcat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Jun 2019
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An angel and a demon step onto a bus that will not be heading to Oxford.
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03 Jul 2019
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listen (he's already told you five times) by darcylindbergh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jun 2019
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Not everything Crowley says is said out loud. Aziraphale doesn't always hear him at first, but he's learning to stop being surprised.
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25 Jun 2019
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25 Jun 2019
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The Lightness of You by Rend_Herring
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jun 2019
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God should not have built them with such discrepancy, made them need for love, and long for wholeness, then left them to their own devices.
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22 Jun 2019
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In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.
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20 Jun 2019
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The One in Which Crowley Discovers Wanking by for_autumn_i_am
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jun 2019
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It began, like most memorable events in Crowley’s life did, with a bad decision; like most bad decisions, it involved poor impulse control and copious amounts of alcohol. The Antichrist had been born, and he put on lipstick and kitten heels to deal with it, but knew that the clock was ticking, and at times when time was slipping away, it helped to hold onto a bottle of gin.
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20 Jun 2019
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“Careful of the upholstery,” Crowley said, immediately, and in the same voice he used to announce the passage of a condemned soul into hell.
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19 Jun 2019
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“We’re doing this,” Crowley said, dragging him along.
“We’re doing this?”
“Yep.”
“Now?”
“Right now.”
Or, the one where Armageddon is avoided, Heaven is off their backs, and Aziraphale can finally grow out his hair.
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19 Jun 2019
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Lie Back and Think of Dinner by jessthereckless
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Jun 2019
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"Crowley, this is a disaster. This is everything I ever wanted. We’re in love. And there’s a picnic. And we don’t seem to be able to get…amorous without causing earthquakes.”
Aziraphale attempts subterfuge. Crowley sees right through him.
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- Part 1 of It's Not The End Of The World, Dear
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18 Jun 2019
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ain't really quaint by quietnight, silentwalrus
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types
01 Apr 2019
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Natasha stops by on a Tuesday, early enough in the morning that it would have been late by Steve’s old standards. Now, though, it takes him nearly three minutes just to limp to the door, yawning, and when he opens it he has to lean heavily on the doorframe.
“Hi,” Natasha says, over the beginnings of birdsong. She’s not alone. “Can we come in?”
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- Part 1 of farm hell
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26 Feb 2019
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Whiteout by SinceWhenDoYouCallMe_John
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), The Horn (2016 Docu-series)
07 Aug 2018
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A documentary crew follows the Matterhorn aerial rescue team from Air Zermatt, profiling the mechanics, pilots, and paramedics as they save patients on the infamous mountain.
Their camera may catch more than they're looking for, however, when it comes to a certain paramedic named John Watson. . .
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10 Jan 2019
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A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).
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04 Jan 2019
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ThreeFour adults in an exam room.- Language:
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26 Dec 2018
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22 Dec 2018