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    When Ilya answers, he’s greeted with a whimpered moan that goes straight to his head, leaving him reeling like he’s just thrown back another shot. His mouth drops open, the cigarette dangling stupidly from his lower lip for a second until he plucks it free with his other hand.

    Holy fuck. He must be dreaming. But the rough breaths filtering into his ear are too real, tethering him tightly to the moment.

    “Jane,” he murmurs, gleeful and shocked. “This is not like you.”

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    Or: after Shane confesses that he can struggle to get off if he's too stressed, Ilya suggests he should just call him next time. He doesn't think Shane would ever be desperate enough to go through with it.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander is sick and tired of getting set up on terrible dates by his ex-girlfriend. He's going to ruin the next one so spectacularly that Rose never tries it again.

    He doesn't expect the plan to work perfectly, but meeting Ilya turns out to be its own plot twist, a delicious bite of irony.

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    19 May 2026

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    “You came on to me,” Shane says, and adds, “duh,” for good measure, because there is no universe in which that could have unfolded any other way.
    “Yes,” Ilya agrees easily, “after you pointed your boner at me in the shower after practice.”
    “That did not happen,” Shane mutters. “And you can’t say that at the interview.”

    Or Ilya and Shane get (fake) married for papers.

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    19 May 2026

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    It's the story of a lifetime. Two of the worlds greatest hockey prospects, the top two picks of their NHL draft, the most anticipated rivals in hockey history; taken in broad daylight. Their kidnapping becomes insanely public when their captors start broadcasting their torment for the entire internet to see. Their families, the police, the world, all of them watch with bated breath as they wait to see if the two young men will make it back home alive.

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    16 May 2026

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    ...oh,” his mom says. “Oh, honey, you were seeing someone? You never said anything.”

    “It’s-it’s complicated.” He catches the present tense too fucking late to do anything about it, and he barely resists the urge to either groan or slip forward to start beating his head against the coffee table.

    Fuck his fucking life.

    “You’re still…seeing this person?” His mom asks, and the amount of control he can hear her exerting is almost painful. “Who is-”

    “Yuna,” his dad cuts in, voice quiet, “maybe give him a second, yeah?”

    Yeah, Shane agrees in his head. Give him a second.

    Maybe give him a decade while they’re at it.

    (when shane's old fake id falls out of his wallet around his parents, he has to explain that it was to book hotel rooms before he was 21)

    (...and then he has to explain why he needed to book those hotel rooms in the first place)

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    30 Apr 2026