pierceplotholes
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- Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (17)
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A junkie Courier attracts the attention of Caesar's Legion, but he only wants the attention of one particular Legionary. Vulpes isn't thrilled about having to appease the degenerate at first, but finds himself going along with the game anyways.
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The Dragonborn's Sellsword by pierceplotholes
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
10 Nov 2020
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Finja the Dragonborn likes to travel with companions, and picks up Teldryn Sero on a whim. She thinks his whining is endearing and he thinks she's trying to get them both killed, but neither can deny they make an impressive team.
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Just when Jason thought he was free of Vaas, he starts getting phonecalls from the fucker. Wrapped up in taking down Hoyt and saving his friends, finishing off a weak and isolated Vaas isn't high on his priorities. That is, until the 'crazy' things Vaas says start to make a little bit of sense, and it turns out that he and the bastard have a bit more in common than either would like to admit.
//This is unfinished, and likely to stay that way. I had a whole lot planned but I haven't touched it in over a year so I figure it's not gunna happen. Take what I've got, cause I'm sick of it sitting all alone in my Google Drive. Hope you enjoy my starter lol
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Teldryn saves his Dragonborn from being roasted alive. She thanks him.
edit: 9-24-17
I added the second chapter yer welcomeSeries
- Part 6 of Misc Fics Within No Canon
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Daud chose these Whalers for their discretion, not their skill.
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Misc Fics Within No Canon by pierceplotholes
Fandom Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
24 Sep 2017
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My two Dragonborns that I use, Finja and Thurilas, actually have a "canon" and these are not a part of it.
Mostly porn
Sometimes tamer things- Words:
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A True Nord, the Traditional Type by pierceplotholes
Fandom Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
21 Jun 2016
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When asked of his last patron, Teldryn leaves out the details of exactly what made him the "toughest employer" he'd ever had.
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“I really, really want to make a joke about bats and blindness. Will you punch me if I make a joke about bats and blindness?” Matt shakes his head, grinning. “Okay, so we’re Superspud and Blind-As-A-Batman.”
In which Foggy uses his law degree to peddle coffee to unsuspecting caffeine junkies, and Matt is his favorite customer. Who may or may not be Batman.
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28 Jun 2026
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There was always a chance the mission would go wrong.
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- Part 1 of Line of Sight
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30 May 2026
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Garrett and Steve go on a ten day vacation to Laguna Beach, CA. Between the nightlife, local cuisine, and swims in the Pacific, it's hard not to have so much fun they wish they didn't have to leave. Being in such close proximity throughout the trip, however, also forces them to confront something that lay dormant between them from the day they met.
Garrett is reluctant and Steve is all too eager. How will their desires clash during these ten days in paradise? And more importantly, will they return home as friends, or something more?
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16 Jul 2025
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01 Dec 2024
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your skin carries echoes of me by asweetepilogue
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
29 Apr 2020
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After a job goes wrong, Geralt must rely on Jaskier as he is left blind and deaf. As they attempt to navigate the curse and find out how to lift it, Geralt comes to realize that his feelings for the bard have grown deeper - but how can he know if Jaskier returns those feelings if Geralt can't see or hear him?
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18 Jul 2021