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simply having a wonderful christmas time ! by postbox
Fandoms: Dog Man (Comics), Dog Man (2025)
12 Apr 2026
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“...Look,” he finally starts, hoping he looks more composed than he feels. “Dog Man and I have a deal. Of course I wanna spend Christmas with you. But he wants to as well. And he’s your dad too. That’s why we’re compromising,” he explains, clasping his fingers together. “That’s why we alternate Christmases.”
“So why don’t we just spend it all together?” Li’l Petey insists, confusion starting to lace his tone. “If we spend it all together, then we don’t have to alternate. You and Dog Man don’t have to spend Christmas without me and I don’t have to miss anyone. Win-win!”
“No way,” Petey tells him, not liking the route this conversation was taking.
“Yes way,” he retorts, refusing to take a no without a valid explanation.
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or: petey loves his son but there is absolutely no way hes going to be able to convince him to spend christmas with That Dog He Hates(?)..... Right....?
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don’t yearn for 5 seconds challenge by postbox
Fandoms: Dog Man (Comics), Dog Man (2025)
06 Dec 2025
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Dog Man can only watch in horror as the tabby’s eyes begin wandering, his brows furrowed in confusion at his obvious panic.
His eyes finally drift down, and he can see the recognition passing across Petey’s face as he blinks a few times, his boner traitorously growing more prominent at the attention.
“No fucking way,” Petey manages to say in disbelief.
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or: petey takes dogman hostage and threatens him. surely they will not have sex in such a scenario
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don't do drugs! (well maybe once is okay) by postbox
Fandoms: Dog Man (Comics), Dog Man (2025)
21 Oct 2025
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“Relaxed?”
Dog Man shakes his head.
“Energized?”
Dog Man tilts his head once without much conviction and shakes his head again.
“Horny?”
Dog Man stares at him for a few seconds before he shakes his head slowly, his movements robotic and stiff.
Petey barks out a laugh.
“You’re such a terrible liar,” he giggles, pinching at his cheeks.
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or: "catnip mimics feline sex horomones" surely they wont have sex about thisWho am i kidding the fic writes itself
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Petey's complaints are cut off as he sees the contents of the box laying on the floor.
Namely, a dildo and a tiny bottle of lube.
The toy is clear, made of a material that he can’t quite name. Petey feels his mouth go immediately dry as he examines it closer.
It’s lined with barbs.
Petey doesn’t say anything, waiting for something to happen. Dog Man stays hidden behind his hands, seemingly content with standing there as long as he needs to avoid making the first move.
“...Is that yours?” Petey finally asks lamely, being met with a long, drawn-out, tortured whine.
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or: petey finds dogmans barbed dildo. they will definitely not have sex about it.
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He can feel his tail quivering almost violently behind him, fighting past the alcoholic buzz to really focus on the scene before him.
Dog Man, laying underneath him, trembling and whining. Completely helpless to his torment.
Just like he had always wanted. Although, definitely not like this.
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or: petey realizes that maybe hes wanted that dog since day 1 . he will definitely not spiral over this
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Petey is going to kill Dog Man if it's the last thing he fucking does.
That mutt is the problem, as always. Dog Man, that bastard, is keeping his thoughts very, very occupied. Too occupied.
There were a lot of questions in his mind, but there’s one that he can’t stop asking himself, over and over again.
Why… is Dog Man wearing lingerie?
His face immediately flushes at the memory as he groans, slamming his head down onto his desk.
If Dog Man just liked wearing lingerie, he couldn’t care less. He could wear whatever he wanted, he's a grown ass man.
It was the way he was practically advertising it to him the entire day that’s bothering Petey.
Petey zones out a little, the horrible imagery of Dog Man in his shitty lingerie swimming in his vision before he snaps out of it and clenches his jaw.
This is so stupid.
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or: dog man is wearing lingerie under his clothes and petey feels toootally normal about this