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    In the week since the bonfire incident (which she was absolutely not thinking about), she’d run into Rio approximately seventeen times.

    Not that she was counting.

    There was Tuesday, when Agatha had taken Nicholas to his first surf lesson. Rio had been teaching the advanced class, wetsuit clinging to her like a second skin, and Agatha had absolutely not watched her demonstrate proper form on the beach.

    (“Your coffee’s getting cold,” Wanda had said smugly.

    “Shit.”

    “And you’re drooling a little.”)


    OR: Agatha has a mid-life crisis and bails for LA. That’s what people did, right? Terrible breakup, mid-life crisis, pack up your sixteen-year-old kid and move to California. Completely reasonable sequence of events.

    Then start sleeping with the hot surfing instructor, royally fuck up keeping it casual, and try your damndest not to fall in love. Less reasonable sequence of events. But whatever.

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    06 Jan 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 67

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    “Look, I’ll be the distraction,” Agatha continued as if he hadn’t spoken. “You’ll be the muscle-” She cut herself off, eyeing his decidedly noodle-like arms with deep distaste. “Or not.”

    Billy raised an eyebrow, the one with the gay little slit in it.

    Agatha groaned and threw her hands up. “You’re the doer,” she finally announced. “And I’m the distraction. So you’re going to go get in there. And do.

    “Do what, exactly?”

    “...Crime?”


    OR: Rio is the proud owner of a bike shop, and Agatha is a petty crime lord with a penchant for small businesses.

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  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    Where Hogwarts Champion Agatha Harkness decides to take Rio Vidal as her date to the yule ball to piss her mother off

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  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    What happens when Agatha’s firm hires a gorgeous window cleaner who shows up at her office window every Monday?

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    A one shot where Rio is a skyscraper window cleaner hired to clean Agatha's building's windows.

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  5. Public Bookmark 55

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    Agatha comes to her second most shocking realization of the day. The ghost happens to be alarmingly attractive. At least, as attractive as a woman can be at fifty-percent opacity.

    Not that Agatha’s ogling a ghost, obviously.

    “Are you real?” Agatha asks stupidly.

    “I’m as real as you want me to be, baby.”

    Or,

    agatha inherits a house that rio’s been haunting for centuries. ghostly shenanigans ensue.

    (NOW WITH FANART AND AN EPILOGUE!!)

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