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Spamton took a breath, but he couldn’t get enough air. He took a step back. This was a mistake. He didn’t just spawn into existence, he was missing...something. These people knew him, knew about him, and none of what they knew seemed to be good. He had to recover from this, somehow, convince them that this was fine –
"Spamton, what's my name?" the blue one asked.
Well, shit.
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Everyone tries to figure out what to do with Spamton after he goes through a factory reset.Based on the factory settings au by starridge on tumblr!
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- Part 1 of Not-So Fresh (re)Start
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A Comic for Pumpkinsneks Fanfiction Not-So Fresh (re)Start
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- Part 2 of Not-So Fresh (re)Start
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“What have you got to lose?” The question was just the means to an end. Only to distract Chad long enough so Rex could kill him. That was all. (it wasn’t)
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Barnaby can't make rent this month.
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Alex didn’t move. Morgan studied them suspiciously. Alex was curled up with their face pressed into the side of the passenger seat. Their body was half-folded and their arms were tucked in front of them, but Morgan knew, they just KNEW, that Alex wasn’t actually asleep.
Rating is only for Morgan's language.
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Spamton is living a mediocre life as one of many telemarketing salesmen. Down on his luck and his sales, he's left broke, angry, and staring at the one thing he still owns, a bulky new computer.
Lucky for him, a phone call is on its way to give him an opportunity of a lifetime!
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AU, where Spamton is originally a lightner and is transported to the darkner world.
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21 Sep 2025
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Noelle's house shatters around her, and Spamton awkwardly tries to pick up the pieces without cutting his hands.
(Which he would have had no problem doing, if his neighbor hadn't been his ex-boyfriend.)
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- Part 1 of All roads lead to Rome
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24 Aug 2025
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The Lord of Screens was cleaved red by the knight, as the prophecy had foretold.
But as the fight against the knight unfolds, the dealmaker comes to realize that cleaved does not mean dead.
His former partner doesn't recognize him. Hell, Spamton might regret his act later! Helping this [[trash heap]] can only bring him trouble. He shouldn't help the CRT! He hates him! He's lost everything because of that guy!And yet the Dealmaker's already jumped out of Kris' inventory.
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10 Aug 2025
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Perhaps this was a good sign. A step in the right direction and away from his downwards spiral of uuuggghhhh. Because the way Mettaton saw it, he now had one of two options.
One: retreat to the lukewarm comforts of a lumpy couch until he became one with the cushions and waited until the inevitable heat death of the universe collapsed onto him to finally end the soul-crushing boredom.
Or two: watch whatever the hell was on his newly acquired TV.
Alone and bored to death, Mettaton looks for a way to pass the time while the Internet is down. Good news, he does. Bad news... uh, it’s totally normal to want to kiss your recently acquired TV, right? (asking for a friend, haha...)
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02 Jul 2025
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Keith will be eighteen in less than six months, so he knows being admitted into the Garrison is his last chance to make something of his life.
But if the foster care system has taught him anything, it's that kindness is never free. Keith doesn't know what Shiro wants from him, or why he's so invested in Keith, but he knows he can't trust him. Keith just needs to keep his head down, do the work, and try not to fuck it all up.
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16 Mar 2024