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    a married couple spots a twink they like.

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    20 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 63

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    “I sleepwalk.” Seokjin bullshits.

    “Sleepwalk,” Yoongi echoes.

    “Yea, that’s why I’ve been staying out at night. I’ve been sleeping in the lounge. I guess I had an episode.”

    “You slept-walked out onto the quad?”

    “I guess.”

    “Where you passed out beside a dead squirrel?” says Yoongi, summarizing; his voice is frigid.

    Seokjin shrugs. “Woe is me.”

    Yoongi knows that saying it out loud sounds crazy, but what other reason can there be for his roommate's inhuman good looks, late-night escapades and overall shady behavior?

    Yeah, he's pretty sure he's a vampire. Now he just has to prove it.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Taehyung, miraculously unphased by the situation, says, “Go stand next to Jungkook. I’ll measure.”

    “With what?” asks Hoseok.

    “An app,” says Taehyung like it’s obvious.

    “You’re going to use an app on your phone? Are you trying to cause a scandal? What if it gets leaked?” Hoseok frowns, “One second.” Hoseok bounds out of the room, in search, Yoongi supposes, of a ruler.

    Yoongi stares at the floor. “Pass the whiskey. God, we’re literally having a dick-measuring contest. I can’t believe this.”

    “I can,” Namjoon says.

    Jungkook discovers an old box of Seokjin's XL condoms; naturally, the only logical response is to have a dick-measuring contest. For science.

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    19 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    In Yoongi’s village, sex before marriage is forbidden.

    Yoongi will do anything to avoid punishment.

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    Or: Yoongi makes a Faustian bargain with the devil. The devil is Namjoon, and the sacrifice? His virginity, taken over and over, until dawn breaks.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Recluse Hoseok has his whole world spun upside down in the form of Min Yoongi, a walking pink flag.

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    13 Jun 2026