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    a series of unconnected fics about orv side characters

    mosly kim namwoon because he's eepy

    if sing-shong doesn't write him a silly side story soon i will implode

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    After Xie Lian and Hua Cheng encounter a strange bear spirit in the Cave of Ten Thousand Gods, Hua Cheng is split into three past versions of himself: a ten-year-old Hong-er whose last memory is being tossed in a gunny sack, a thirteen-year-old Xiao-Hua who just snuck into the Xianle Army, and a Wuming who still smells of smoke from the burning of the Yong’an Royal Palace.

    Trapped on Mount Tonglu with no spiritual energy, no way to call for help, and no basic necessities, Xie Lian and his three companions must keep each other alive while scouring the greater Tonglu area in search of the escaped spirit, all to bring back Xie Lian’s “husband,” a man Xie Lian won’t identify for fear of complicating an already complicated situation.

    Jealous of a man they’ve never met, grappling with feelings of inadequacy, and frustrated with each other’s failings, Hong-er, Xiao-Hua, and Wuming are determined to help Xie Lian—even if a successful mission means they disappear.

    **Part 2 of this series is the E-rated alternate ending.**

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Hua Cheng lowers his hand, and both Feng Xin and Mu Qing crash to the floor. Feng Xin winds up with rugburn on his cheekbone and a dislocated shoulder, getting the better end of the deal than Mu Qing, whose nose is gushing blood between his fingers. Payback for earlier, at least—but his satisfaction is short-lived when Xie Lian hiccups a sob on the divan and then breaks into a string of rapid cries so panicked they sound painful. He slaps at the cushions of the divan, terror escalating, eyes wide open.

    “Help, help, help, help,” he gasps between cries. “Help me. Help me. Please. Please!

    When a tongueless spirit appears in the south and curses ghosts, gods, and mortals alike with catatonia, Hua Cheng, Mu Qing, and Feng Xin must work together to solve the mystery behind the curse and save Xie Lian from the horrors ravaging his mind.

    They may never find a cure, however, if the villagers plagued by the spirit don’t stop lying to them at every turn.

    Now with fanart!

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    oh my GOD my favorite mu qing ever

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    When Mu Qing wakes up in Xie Lian’s body following a routine mission, he doesn’t have enough time to explain he isn’t Xie Lian before Hua Cheng rolls over and kisses him good morning.

    Or, a body swap spell gives Mu Qing a panic attack and forces him to have a conversation about his sex repulsion with Feng Xin that he’s been avoiding for fear of being dumped.

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    He winces at the sudden brightness. After a moment, Feng Xin hears a gasp followed by—
    "Feng Xin!!!"
    The voice is unmistakable and the sweetest sound he's ever heard. "Your Highness!"
    Sure enough, Xie Lian runs to his feet in seconds and assesses his condition. "What happened!?"
    "I— " Feng Xin can't even get a word in before a hand appears and grabs Xie Lian's neck to yank him backward.
    "I'll take this."

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    What better way to offer penance to your prince than by experiencing his greatest pain for yourself? Not that Feng Xin has any choice in the matter.

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    What does Mu Qing look like?

    That’s stupid. He knows what Mu Qing looks like. He’s spent the greater part of eight centuries bemoaning that smug, arrogant turn of Mu Qing’s mouth. He can tell Mu Qing from his shadow.

    So why is it that his brain turns up a distorted amalgamation of Hua Cheng’s eyes, Jian Lan’s lips, and Xie Lian’s nose? Why is it that the harder he tries to remember, the more Mu Qing fades into a stranger’s face?

    (Feng Xin has a nightmare that Mu Qing died in Mount Tonglu. Mu Qing comforts him.)

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