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- Ted Lasso (TV) (59)
- Schitt's Creek (25)
- Glee (TV 2009) (24)
- Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid (9)
- Heated Rivalry (TV) (9)
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[podfic] The Muppets Present: Trent Crimm's Confession by schittposting, talkinhamburger (rockinhamburger), with (dairaliz)
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
05 Jun 2026
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Trent lost a bet.
Podfic of The Muppets Present: Trent Crimm's Confession by Perpetual Motion (perpetfic).
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[Podfic] The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by 42donotpod (42donotpanic), AeliaCollabs (AeliaFell), Aliteralgarbageheap, Amanita_Fierce, blackglass, celli_pods, chroniclaconic, contributor-sky (deepestbluesky), daisydiversions, FandomisOhana, farken collabs (farkenshnoffingottom), Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), hullomoon, iggygiraffe, korechthonia, LRRH_Collabs (LittleRedRobinHood), mangotart_reads, MeggieJollysMultivoice (MeggieJolly), mistbornhero, PerilousNWicked (WhiskyTangoForeigner), RainScrawl, Ravin, read by (horchatapods), schittposting, semperfiona, Separate_Entity, sisi_rambles, sundiallpods (fullsundiall), supermandypods (thegreatmandino), talkinhamburger (rockinhamburger), vexbatch pods (vexbatch), whimsicalmeerkat, with (be_brave13), with (dairaliz), with (DevilWithABirdDress), with (poemreads), with (Tipsy_Kitty), with (wilfriede0815), wjgravity, xia_pods, YouAreAllKitties (YouAreAKitty)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jun 2026
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
Podfic of The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower.
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[Podfic] Is this thing on? by AeliaCollabs (AeliaFell), Aliteralgarbageheap, Amanita_Fierce, celli_pods, FandomisOhana, iggygiraffe, mistbornhero, Mistchievous, multiplicity (cheshiretears), nonplussed podfics (nonplussed), RSCollabs (RainScrawl), schittposting, sisi_rambles, sundiallpods (fullsundiall), talkinhamburger (rockinhamburger), theyarnmaidstale, vexbatch pods (vexbatch), with (be_brave13), with (dairaliz), with (poemreads), xia_pods
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jun 2026
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“They need to return to a conference based system,” Svetlana said, slamming her hand against the table. “It was fucking fine the way it was, why are we handing out participation trophies to shitty divisions?”
Ilya raised his eyebrows from where he hovered in the kitchen, cracking open another Red Bull.
“This is fun,” he said, deadpanned. “You guys should start a podcast or something. I would not listen, you are both terribly boring.”
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Or, after an injury on the ice forces Shane into an early retirement, he and Svetlana start a podcast.
Podfic of Is this thing on? by ARustySpork.
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[podfic] having fun isn't hard by Amatris Pods (Amatris), celli_pods, contributor-sky (deepestbluesky), edible_chemistry, FandomisOhana, fifteen_mv (fifteen), mistbornhero, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), sisi_rambles, talkinhamburger (rockinhamburger), The_seventh_pomegranate_pods (The_seventh_pomegranate_seed), vexbatch pods (vexbatch), with (be_brave13), with (dairaliz)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 May 2026
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From: [email protected]
To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]Subject: Welcome
Hello everyone,
I'm pleased to introduce our two new Children's Librarians to the system!
podfic length: 36:27
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world's gonna know your name [fic + podfic] by celli_pods, MeggieJollysMultivoice (MeggieJolly), rockinhamburger, with (be_brave13), YouAreAllKitties (YouAreAKitty)
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
27 May 2026
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And then I did beat him. Went back to Russia with gold, and Hollander had to take home silver. So sad for you.
Shane: I won gold the next year, Rozanov.
Ilya: Yes, and then who went first in draft, again?
Shane: An asshole, that’s who.
A podcast interview with Shane and Ilya, where beloved co-hosts Sara and Naomi take a stroll with them down memory lane, just a few weeks before these legends are going to be inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame.
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Team Fungi Secret Message by 1lostone, Aether (writerproblem193), Aliteralgarbageheap, Freitzeit, rockinhamburger, secretsofluftnarp, talkinhamburger (rockinhamburger)
Fandom All For The Game - Nora Sakavic, Dimension 20 (Web Series), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Shadowhunters (TV), Star Trek, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Ted Lasso (TV), Teen Wolf (TV)
09 Jan 2023
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Group 1 (Narrative) ~ Filk Broken Telephone 2025 by Ceewelsh, klb, minnapods (minnabird), olive2read, PodbyDenois, rockinhamburger
Fandom Dice Punks (Podcast), Fandom - Fandom, Multi-Fandom, The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
07 Sep 2025
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Condomless in the Creek by Deenerann, DelilahMcMuffin, EggplantSalad, Elswherefumbling, Januarium, Lisamc21, midnightstreet, reginahalliwell, rockinhamburger, schittyfic, SparklesMagicLightLove, unfolded73, yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandom Schitt's Creek
04 Jan 2021
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Welcome to the condomless in the creek collaborative series. Each work is an alternate take on a time that David and Patrick discuss their condom usage, or lack thereof. They do not exist in the same timeline and are not necessarily consistent with each other.
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Staring at the Sun by Nerve_Itch
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 May 2026
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The first sound Ilya hears is a thin, discordant symphony of beeps and whirs. Something vibrating.
The next thing he hears is…wet. A sort of shaking, gargling sound, that feels like the ugliest crying he’s ever heard. And through it, Shane’s voice.
“I’m with him now, mom. He’s— he’s not fine. He’s not. I know—”
Ilya wants to ask who's not fine, but he can’t feel his own body, his mouth, enough to ask.
“Yeah,” Shane is saying, only slightly calmer. “I know. He wasn’t breathing—"
Ilya knows there's a link, between the clinical musicality of medical settings, Shane’s audible, awful distress, and his own physical incapacity. It’s just, it’s so tenuous, and the air around him is so thick, so heavy. It would be easy, to sleep, a little.
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Footage of the last game between Ottawa and Montreal is everywhere; it’s breached containment from the sports world, and now it seems like everyone is baying for Montreal’s blood. Except, Ilya is oblivious. Not exactly blissfully so, but as the fight for accountability within the league rages on without him, Ilya just wants someone, anyone, to tell him what happened.- Language:
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Bookmarked by rockinhamburger
02 Jun 2026
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Post-S1. Shane wants to come without anyone touching him. Ilya wants to help.
Or: Ilya tries to take on Shane's tendency to deprive himself by using ancient Chinese military strategy.
Bookmarked by rockinhamburger
31 May 2026
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I'm Just Happy You Still Call by Distractivate for poppyseedheart
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Apr 2026
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Yuna Hollander knows that it is normal for children to distance themselves from their parents as they approach adulthood. She expected it when Shane was a teenager, when he moved to Kingston for juniors, even later, when he moved to Montreal. When they stayed close, when he seemed happy to see them at his games, to have her managing his career, when he seemed not only to love them, but to still like having them around… When he invited her for dinner with his boyfriend and the four of them laughed until the summer sun dropped below the lake, she thought maybe this was one challenge of parenthood she would be spared. Which makes the day it finally happens all the harder to bear.
Or, Yuna Hollander and the joy and anguish of growing up.
Bookmarked by rockinhamburger
17 May 2026
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Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.
Except, well. Then there are zombies.
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Bookmarked by rockinhamburger
16 May 2026
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Dialect (ˈdī-ə-ˌlekt). Noun: A variety of a language used by the members of a group.
...Shane's been fucking Ilya Rozanov for a decade and yet somehow the more time they spend together the more he realizes how little he actually knows about Ilya, like, as a person. As a partner.
Again, he wishes he spoke Russian. That they had any shared native language besides sex and hockey.
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Bookmarked by rockinhamburger
07 May 2026