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    In Vegas, after they’d said everything right up to the edge of I love you, Shane and Ilya came up with a plan. It was long term, with many, many steps. There might be a spreadsheet somewhere that Shane won’t admit to.

    But it’s a plan, nonetheless. Over the summer of 2014, they tweak it and add things important to the both of them. There are even many, extensive, contingency plans.

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    Thanks to Shane's small lie the first time they hooked up, Shane and Ilya are together years earlier. Now, they have to figure out what to do about it.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Ilya gets a call that changes his life.
    How does his relationship with Shane change now that he is going to be a father?

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    12 Jun 2026

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    When Ilya Rozanov discovers The Sims 4, he does what any reasonable person would do, creates himself, creates Shane Hollander, builds a perfect house from memory, and begins fixing the situation.
    This includes (but is not limited to) trapping Shane’s ex-girlfriend in a windowless room because she “kept escaping the pool.” and having Scott Hunter in his true form(i.e. in the Elder age stage).Shane wakes up at four-thirty in the morning with several concerns.
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    When Luca Haas(the person who introduced sims to Ilya) does not answer questions fast enough, Ilya turns to reddit and Tumblr, gaining a following who are slowly realizing some coincidences.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    A few months after the FanMail incident, Yuna Hollander decides to do what she does best. With the added benefit of having another son to lovingly manage, of course. The internet, unsurprisingly, loses its shit.

    Or, Shane and Ilya go on the press run to end all press runs, courtesy of Yuna Hollander.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    After the tuna melt meltdown, Shane meets Rose Landry, has several deeply inconvenient revelations, and decides to do the only sensible thing: win Ilya back with sincerity, logistics, and a frankly alarming amount of emotional effort.

    Ilya, meanwhile, mistakes every tender gesture for the kind prelude to an inevitable goodbye.

    Or: Shane is living in a romcom. Ilya is living in a Russian tragedy.

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    05 Jun 2026