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dog - noun
1. a carnivorous mammal (Canis familiaris) closely related to the gray wolf that has long been domesticated as a pet, occurs in a variety of sizes, colors, and coat types, and is sometimes trained to perform special tasks (such as herding, guarding, or acting as a service animal)
2. (informal) a worthless or contemptible person
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On his 17th birthday, a young, starstruck Vincent Whittman encounters his beloved idol, national radio celebrity Alastor Guidry, at his father's networking event. When the night turns into one of tragedy, confusion and horror that Vincent would never forget, it sparks the beginning of an unexpected relationship between the boy and his lifelong hero. One of guidance, manipulation, and tensions that carries them into adulthood, only to inevitably drag them into a downward spiral towards Hell.
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- Part 1 of The Accomplice AU
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“I’m not letting go until you swallow,” Alastor replied calmly, though his gaze was hardened on Vincent’s wet, mismatched eyes.
“No! I can’t do it!” Vincent whimpered, fighting the agonizing churning of his stomach contents. Hot tears gathered on his waterline, and one slid down his burning cheek. “I-I’m going to throw up!”
“You won’t. Now chew.”
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Alastor tries to get his accomplice Vincent accustomed to human flesh. Yk, like any good mentor would.
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- Part 2 of The Accomplice AU
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come rest your bones next to me by saltedkoiii
Fandoms: Falsettos - Lapine/Finn, Falsettos - Lapine/Finn (Broadway Cast) RPF
02 Jan 2025
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Marvin visits Whizzer’s grave once again, but this time, he has some important news to deliver to him. All Whizzer can do is lay and listen.
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"For what is a man, what has he got? - If not himself, then he has naught - To say the things he truly feels - And not the words of one who kneels - The record shows I took the blows - And did it my way"
Following the finale, the hotel and the Vees decide to forbid the now-free Alastor and the now-subdued Vox from seeing each other after the stunt they’ve pulled, afraid they’d cause more trouble for hell.
But obsessive hatred runs quite deep, and if the two can’t find a way to ruin each other’s lives in hell, they’d risk everything to find another way in another place.
Somewhere out there exists a universe in which Alastor and Vox are as close in every sense as possible. Geographically, temporally, emotionally. An alternative version of Al and Vincent on Earth in the modern times. One day, they begin to get spontaneously possessed by their demon counterparts, whose plan consists of tormenting each other in their bodies.
Their possessions won’t always be timely consistent, leading to a few teeny-tiny... mishaps.
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17 Jun 2026
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(pray for) Us Sinners by keesha_the_cat
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Jun 2026
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His arm twists painfully behind him as he’s dragged along towards the large box, which now sits open before him. He recognizes distantly that it’s made of the soundproofing material Eridians use to make private rooms. An Eridian wouldn’t be able to see the inside.
He realizes it's just the right size for him.
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The Eridians have done their best to treat Ryland Grace well since he saved their planet. At least, most of them. A few years after his arrival, he is abducted by a group more interested in his biology than his wellbeing. Rocky and the others scramble to find him, before it's too late.
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26 May 2026
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static and silk by evanescxnce
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
25 Mar 2026
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✰ alastor and vox have a sleepover at voxs apartment and vox insists the two watch a movie on the tv, which alastor initially resists, due to his hatred of modern technology, or any technology past his death, but eventually gives in seeing how excited vox is about it. they have popcorn and fall asleep cuddling. in the quiet of his apartment, with the glow of his screen as their only light, it's easily to forget that this is still the 1950's—and that some truths are still too dangerous to say out loud.
(they're both in denial that they love each other)
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- Part 2 of radiostatic oneshots
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10 May 2026
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The Monsters Made Me Love You (Alastor and Vox) by Radiosilencelover97
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Apr 2026
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Alastor has recently found himself thinking about Vincent a lot more than he usually does. Alastor and Vincent are enjoying themselves at a busy bar when Alastor grows curious about something the shy picture box may or may not possess. Desperate to know, Alastor brings him to his place. Things change forever when Vincent’s big secret is revealed and Alastor is completely over the moon...
---"Alastor was sucking on his tongue wondering how he was going to do this. He did not want to offend Vincent in any type of way, because he did in fact care a lot about the silly picture box.
Vincent looked curious as to why Alastor was not behaving as his usual calm and collected self. Alastor took a breath—and just went for it.
“Vincent dear…may I check something really quickly?~” his voice was soft, he was hoping for approval.
“Sure!” Vincent slowly sat down on the sofa, paying complete attention to Alastor.
This was everything Alastor needed to hear. He looked at the unaware Vincent and bent down."
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- Part 3 of The Hazbin Hotel Stories
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10 May 2026
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- Beloved marine biologist and television personality, media proclaimed “Shark Whisperer”, Vincent Whittman, pronounced dead this afternoon, July 9th, 1955, at approximately 3:35pm Eastern Standard Time, following a violent frenzy that broke out during a live programming block for this year’s annual Maritime Summer event. America mourns one of its brightest stars tonight following this tragedy -
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I had this thought of, "What if Vox was a marine biologist when he was alive instead of working for a news station?" and then it spiraled out of control from there. This AU has gotten so elaborate, so buckle up buttercup! You're in for a wild ride!
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30 Apr 2026