scarfar11
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- QSMP | Quackity SMP (1)
- PHIGHTING! (Roblox) (1)
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Everyone she thought cared saw her as nothing but a responsibility. Schlatt said so himself, referring to their friendship as a make-a-wish situation. Like she was a stray dog begging for scraps, mildly annoying, but you wouldn’t dare turn it away.
It was only fair to repay them for their grace. What better way than relieving them of her troubles once and for all?
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My rendition of that one stream.
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Craig Tucker thinks a few thoughts and wants you to hear about them.
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Medkit is drowning, and despite everything thats changed, theres still nobody to bring him back to the surface.
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Peter is fine, anyways. His boss might fire him soon, the Avengers might arrest him soon, the principal might expel him soon, but none of it has happened yet. And his dad—
“You didn’t get my coffee,” his dad says, halfway through his burrito. He has been in a state of low, simmering irritation all evening, and apparently this is how long it took for him to find a reason to blame Peter for it.
“You didn’t tell me to get coffee.”
“Do you have eyes?”
“Yes,” Peter says. “I have eyes.”
“So you could have checked if we needed coffee without me telling you every little thing, Jesus Christ.”
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Peter just wants to make it to sixteen so he can escape this life and strike out on his own. He has a plan and nothing will ruin it.
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30 Jun 2026
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Dissonance by stuckybarnes
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jun 2021
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(FIC HAS BEEN FULLY REVISED AND EDITED TO THIRD-PERSON POV! REVISED AS OF 6/30/21! WOO!)
Wherein Deadpool is reluctantly hired to protect Peter Parker from an organization out to hunt him, with varying success on both ends and quite a lot of feelings, revelations, and identity crises.
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18 Jun 2026
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This Town's A Shit Hole (But It's My Shit Hole) by TwoTunaTwo
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
01 May 2026
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Katie never stopped smiling. It wasn't a fake smile either.
No, her smiles, her laughs, her excitement, it was all real. Katie believed if she loved the world it would love her back. Maybe that were her downfall, but she still tried.
The world has yet to love her back at 18, so she pushed for change. The world didn't love her here, but she knew it would somewhere.
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Katie has been kicked out of her home. She has nowhere to go, but after falling asleep on a train she ends up at an old rundown town called 'QSMP'.
She has a shitty neighbor, a moldy house, and a malicious landlord, who also seems to be inlove with her neighbor?
She tries to make do with what she has, andthe town that anyone else would expect to hate her guts may finally begin to love her back.
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08 Apr 2026
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Some poor life choices might have played a part in getting to this point in life. Poor life choices will continue to be made.
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A pirate AU featuring Katie, Jschlatt, Ashswag, and Cucurucho, along with the rest of the QSMP cast.
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Katie is a thief
Jschlatt is a washed up sailor
Cucurucho is an admiral
Ashswag is a pirateSeries
- Part 2 of The QSMP has got a hold on me
- Part 1 of Pirate Flags and assorted works
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05 Apr 2026
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After a strange encounter, Kyle ends up a vampire and, through a twist of fate, he finds himself in an unusual symbiotic relationship with Cartman. It's unsustainable, though, and Kyle is forced to accept the fact that he'll need to regularly kill to survive. Cartman has a plan, however, and the two of them form an unlikely duo and, together, they hunt down and kill deviants such as pedophiles, sexual predators, and neo-Nazis.
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09 Feb 2026