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After leaving Szarr Entertainment in the wake of a tumultuous - deliberately engineered - scandal, Astarion Ancunín has rebuilt his acting career, from the blacklisted ground up. Through a heavily doctored narrative of queer reclamation, he's finally making a name for himself, and hoping to claim prestige (and maybe a few awards) through the leading role in a historical biopic about the openly gay elven oracle, Aerthwyn Capaxath.
The only problem is, Aerthwyn Capaxath is the worst person that ever lived (or died). Just ask Dr. Rosalie Frostsong, a thoroughly unwilling expert on the subject.
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(A celebrity/academic, reluctant workplace allies turned friends-to-lovers, modern AU... a.k.a. the silliest thing i've ever written. I hope people enjoy!)
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- Part 6 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)
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07 Nov 2024
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Songs No One Sings by CordycepsCat
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Baldur's Gate, baldur's gate 3 - Fandom
22 Feb 2026
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She smiled sweetly at him. “Still not happy about travelling with a pig?”
“No, no.” He assured her, relaxing a modicum once his dagger was safely sheathed at his hip. “The pig is great. A blood-thirsty, monster-stomping pig. She’s darling, let’s keep her.”
Since she was a child, Shay's increasingly less-than-idyllic life in Baldur's Gate was haunted by a pale, red-eyed stranger lurking in the shadows. When she found the very same man on a beach, drenched in sunlight and infected with the same parasite that now wriggled in her own brain, she was forced to set aside her dreams of vengeance in hopes of surviving another day. They did survive – not just the next day but for many more after – forging an alliance that forced Shay to confront the possibility that there was more to the man than she thought.
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23 Oct 2024
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“You wanted a beast to tame,” Halsin grunts. He slaps the tip of his cock against Astarion’s rim, gets his entrance puckering up for Halsin and then spanks it again just so the sound of the impact bounces around the room for a second time.
Halsin’s third slap ends with his cock drooling precum right into Astarion. The glans pushes forward and Astarion opens up for him.
It’s incredibly easy.
“So tame me, Astarion.”
Newly ascended Astarion finds Halsin will not be the submissive pet he desires him to be.
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07 May 2024
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Memento Mori by pinkberrytea
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
17 Apr 2024
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Killing you was the sinful culmination of his undying love, and breathing new life into you, a dowry bestowed upon you out of unconditional devotion.
Memento mori—Remember you must die. Enveloped in memories of her death, the Vampire Ascendant watches his darling consort as she slumbers, lost in dreams of blood and mist. Life is short, and shortly it will end; death comes quickly and respects no one. To death we are hastening, let us refrain from sinning.
An exploration of Astarion’s character and his relationship with his Dark Consort following the ascension, from a softer perspective.
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- Part 1 of Death & his Maiden
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17 Apr 2024
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Her eyes flicker from brown to blue.
"Oh, Astarion. Why do you feel the need to control something you already own?"
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- Part 1 of look at the gold; call it a flex
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11 Apr 2024