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Harry isn’t the Boy-Who-Lived, but his parents still died, and Albus Dumbledore, concerned that Death Eaters might seek the boy’s death, cast a powerful charm on him to make wizards ignore him before Harry was left with the Dursleys. Except, with the Elder Wand in play, the charm was far too powerful, and made others essentially forget Harry existed when not directly interacting with him. Sorted into Ravenclaw at Hogwarts, Harry lives a contented life with no one either loving or hating him…until the charm breaks on his seventeenth birthday, and he’s suddenly plunged directly into the middle of a living world at war.
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- Part 4 of From Litha to Lammas 2020
- Part 1 of Runemaster
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16 Jun 2026
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Little Whinging, Surrey is a place where individuality goes to die. Row after row of identical houses line the streets with pristine, white picket fences and perfectly pruned hedges and house perfectly normal families. Those who live on Privet Drive are no exception to this.
But there is one little boy who does not fit into that mould.
Little Hari Potter, who has befriended snakes and knows their ways, hears his neighbors whispering of things he wanted them to notice and says, “Aunt Petunia, did you hear? Mrs. Number Six thinks we’re too poor to afford clothes for two children. I heard her talking about asking the neighbors for donations for us. Isn’t that nice of her? I know that I’m a huge burden on you all, so I’m glad that someone is stepping up to help out.”
And that simply will not do. The Dursleys care more for their reputation than anything else, and so things slowly but surely begin to change as a result.
The Hari Potter who arrives at Hogwarts could never sort anywhere but Slytherin.
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- Part 1 of Child of Serpents
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15 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter ... is just done. Dumbledore fucked off after being confronted about the DA so Harry is done playing nice. He's done doing whatever to make everyone else feel better. It's time he told them so.
With OWLs around the corner, Harry takes on all the detentions of everyone from the DA, from the signed roster. If no one else in the school is going to stand up for the students of Hogwarts, then Harry would. It was time someone realized that the students were being abused at school, being used to further some idiot's agenda about a potential war.
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- Part 25 of Harry Potter One-Shots
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13 Jun 2026
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Harry tries to answer when Fudge questions him at the Ministry for his trial, but quickly figures out that that isn't going to happen. He's not actually present for a trial, that was just pretense. This is a sentencing and Harry is done having to explain himself to people who already don't believe him. So he just sits and waits until Fudge loses his patience and finally tells him to speak.
So he does. And being able to do so, changes the entire premise of the hearing. From what Harry can see, Madam Bones had been hoping for that to happen so she could take over and properly run an interview as was meant to happen. Instead of being done in a few short hours, things take much longer. By the time they take a mid-day recess, even Lucius Malfoy appears to be on Harry's side.
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- Part 5 of Harry Potter One-Shots
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13 Jun 2026
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“So what you’re telling me is that wizards have the capability of having children. Am I understanding that correctly?” Harry asked as calmly as he could, pushing his soup away.
“Yes.” Draco nodded.
“And the Black family magic called me a carrier.” Harry added.
“Yes.” Draco nodded, still frowning but looking up at Harry finally.
“And you and I have been fucking around for weeks without any sort of protective spells or anything?” Harry asked, practically hysterical now. Draco’s eyes widened as he finally figured out why Harry was panicking.
“Oh, shit.” Draco said, summoning a bucket quickly as Harry puked into it since he worked himself into a panic attack. So much for eating anything.
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- Part 23 of Harry Potter One-Shots
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13 Jun 2026