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Haechan and Jaemin’s best friends are getting married. As best men, they have to spend a lot of time together, which is a problem because they can’t stand each other. And worse, they’re both pining after their respective grooms.
Their shared secret will bring them closer than they ever wanted to be.
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Very few weddings go as planned, but Mark and Johnny’s isn’t a disaster. It’s more like a chemical reaction. Jaehyun’s just got to make sure nothing explodes.
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- Part 5 of so hot you're hurting my feelings
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“You… want to? You like it, I mean?” Rain asks eventually. His eyebrows are drawn closer together, making him look almost mournful.
“I do.” It’s a little funny how skeptical Rain is when Phayu’s an obvious lecher. “Think about how nice it’ll feel,” Phayu says in a soft, encouraging tone. “My tongue is so warm and wet—”
“Okay!” Rain exclaims. “Okay, you can do it. Just don’t… describe it.”
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Why couldn’t they have gone to a hotel, Doyoung wonders? Why stay in the house? Did it feel safer? Did it feel easier for Taeyong to do all that and pay to fly his parents to Jeju for a weekend than ask Doyoung to take him to a penthouse suite and fuck him?
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Doyoung and Taeyong take their sex drives and lack of communication on a mini-vacation.
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Years after his singing career crashed and burned, Doyoung's got his chance to live in the heart of Seoul. If he can manage to get a job and stop running into the world's most unprofessional vet tech, he'll finally be able to make a name for himself.
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Doyoung mistakes a sapling for the scum of the earth.
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Sentient Creatures by ArwaMachine
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
05 Sep 2021
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You've been invalided home from Afghanistan and find yourself lost in a city so uncaring it seems as if you're the only real human in the lot of it. One day, you spy a man begging for change who doesn't appear as homeless as he'd have you think, and you find yourself captivated by him in ways you don’t fully understand. As the two of you draw closer and closer together, you find yourself wondering if you aren't the only living creature in this hateful city—if there might just be two of you.
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23 Jun 2026
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Buck yanks his boxers down and stands there, in Eddie’s room, nakedly.
…What the fuck is he doing?
Is his solution to accidentally catching an eyeful of Eddie’s dick to flash him back?
Stomach swooping, Buck scrambles to pick his briefs back off the floor. At the same moment, the bedroom door cracks open.
He hears Eddie’s sharp inhale, head snapping up in time to watch Eddie scramble for the light switch, plunging them into darkness.
Fantastic. Now they’re staring at each other in the dark. And Buck’s dick is still out.
Alright. Buck can work with this.
“Hey, man,” Buck says, feigning nonchalance.
This is a battlefield. There is no room for modesty.
An incredulous giggle slips past Eddie’s lips. “Were, uh. Were you planning on sleeping naked?”
Or: Buck and Eddie run into each other naked. Several times. For some reason.
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08 Jun 2026
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“Sit on me.”
It’s an insane thing to offer. Logically, Eddie knows this. Nobody in their right mind would do what he’s about to do, but Eddie’s starting to think maybe he isn’t in his right mind.
“Sit on you?”
“On my thighs,” Eddie explains. “That way you, uh. You know. You can touch.”
“Your ass?”
Eddie nods.
A small, wheezy laugh slips past Buck’s lips. “You want me to sit on you and j-jerk off to porn?”
“And touch,” Eddie adds.
Or: Buck wants to hit the town and get laid. Eddie is vehemently against this idea.
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08 Jun 2026
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Eddie simply cannot know that he is currently naked. That would be catastrophic.
“Um, I— did you need anything? I’m kind of in the middle of something,” Buck says, which. Okay. That did not sound convincing. He adds, “I can call you back in ten?”
“I thought you just woke up?” Eddie says, and, fuck— Buck did basically say that.
Carefully, he says, “I did.”
“So what were you—?”
God, this is mortifying. This might be the worst thing that’s ever happened to Buck, and he’s been caught in, like, four natural disasters. And also struck by lightning. And had a fire engine fall on him. He even dated (he shudders at the thought) Tommy Kinard.
“Eddie,” he says. He doesn’t know what else to say.
“What? If you need to pee you can just mute yourself.”
“Eddie, that’s not—”
“Then what?” Eddie laughs. “If you’re still in bed, you can’t ha— oh.”
Or: Buck answers the phone in the middle of jerking off. For some reason, Eddie asks him not to hang up.
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08 Jun 2026
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“Alright,” Eddie shrugs, laissez-faire. He pulls Buck’s plate to the center of the table; pushes his own forward in kind. Then he begins a drawn-out circus routine of plucking an olive at a time up and out of the bowl and plopping them onto their respective dishes, one by one.
The delicate, repetitive movement of Eddie’s pinched fingers reminds Buck of picking the petals off of flowers. He loves me. He loves me not. He love—
An olive hits him square in the forehead.
“There,” Eddie says, resolute, as the pitted projectile tumbles to the ground at Buck’s feet. “Equal treatment.”
Or: Buck, Eddie, and the olive theory. Well, in theory.
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