splashedwine
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Your husband always goes on about how he dislikes being part of the Flower Dance festival. Every year.
You decide to spare him of the humiliation, so you ask Abigail to dance with you instead. Great idea, right?
Yeah, he doesn't seem to be very pleased by it. You will have to pay back when you get back home.
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- Part 1 of sebastian stardew fics
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Anne has questions about couple behavior. Gilbert gives her something to answer them, but of course she has follow-up questions.
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A Coming of Age story about discovering intimacy together that I honestly have genuinely no idea where will get to. Just diving into a crazy ride!
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this is where i'll stuff my gay fics for sebastian stardew valley. no idea when they'll see the light of day though
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Three days after Jessica fires Mike, Harvey invites Mike to be his plus one for a fundraiser.
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14 Jul 2026
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Every fandom needs a barista au. Original prompt on the kink meme: "Harvey is (still) a lawyer. Mike is the only barista that gets his coffee order right, and isn't afraid of a bit of intelligent and snarky banter."
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14 Jul 2026
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Jack and Bunny are caught fighting one too many times and North decides to do something about it.
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13 Jul 2026
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Jack Frost is the world's biggest slut. Everyone knows it. The nymphs know it, the fey know it, the satyrs know it, the Guardians know it.
It's funny then, that Jack's actually a three hundred year-old virgin and trying to keep that a secret. (Apparently virgins are a hot commodity in the world of magic and myths.) Not hard, when you smell like sex all the time. (Thank you magic potion.)
Too bad no one told Jack that unicorns are hard to hide things from.
(Or: Jack's a scared virgin in a world of people who want to molest him, Bunny sticks his foot in his mouth, and unicorns come to the rescue. I'm serious.)
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10 Jul 2026
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fur in my face, heart in my hands by theurnessnake
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012)
05 Oct 2025
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jack gets to thinking about bunny's behavior, and finally picks up the courage to confront him after a few drinks. little does he know the position this will land him in...(you know where this goes. we all know where it goes. do join me.)
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10 Jul 2026