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Hua Cheng crouches down in front of the jam selection and is lost in thought, until a soft touch against his thigh startles him. There’s a small, pudgy hand clutching at his pants.
“Hello?” Hua Cheng looks at the small, curly child and can’t suppress a smile.
“Noods.” The kid says, voice quiet but sure.
“Okay.” Hua Cheng lets out a laugh.
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Xie Lian has three kids, two jobs and not a minute to spare.
Hua Cheng has no kids, lots of time and a crush.
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Boyfriend for a Night... or Two by GabzJones
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Mar 2024
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Hua Cheng smirked, “And this is where I come in?”
“It would only be for an hour or two,” Xie Lian looked up at him, desperation in those pretty eyes. He reached across the table and took Hua Cheng's hands in his own, “I'll pay for your drinks. All you have to do is sit there and pretend to be in love with me.”
Series
- Part 1 of Pretend Boyfriends
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Looks Like a Cinnamon Roll But Will Kill You by chachaoffacliff
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Feb 2025
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Xie Lian is trying to finish his day with a sweet treat when he meets an even sweeter man.
__________________Should I get the cinnamon roll or the double fudge brownie?
Xie Lian patiently stood in line at the bakery while the person in front of him ordered, still deciding on what he should get. While he usually got the double fudge brownie, perhaps it was a day to try new things. It looked like the cinnamon rolls were popular, as there was only one left in the case by the time it was his turn to order. Decision made, he walked up to the barista.
“Hi! Can I get the cinnamon roll to go please?”
He barely finished ordering before he heard a low sigh of disappointment behind him.
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Break-up service on demand by MaeHwaMei
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Sep 2025
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Acquaintances of various nature had come to know him as the God of Misfortune. The nickname took root and spread like plague as it often happened that, when he was spotted talking to someone, that person’s beloved partner could start expecting an unpleasant break-up in the next few hours.
His appearance in one’s closeness was ominous and disaster itself was spurred by the tapping of his fingers on the greasy, cracked glass of a borrowed phone. A text from him was commonly received with curses and spurn: a god of goodwill made grim reaper against his desires. It was no good sign that he often walked around with a broom in his hands as if ready to beat the good luck out of anyone he encountered.
or: Xie Lian becomes a ghost writer for his friends' break-up texts. Shi Qingxuan asks him to help a friend break up with his partner, Hua Cheng.
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You'll Never Catch Me Slipping (You Definitely Will) by elixwilde
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
17 Aug 2025
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“After hours of deliberation and consuming three energy drinks that helped me talk to The Universe herself and hear her wisdom… I have determined that you need a partner! Someone to bring you out of your shell. And I, as the reigning monarch of matchmaking, am going to help you,” Shi Qingxuan stated proudly, as if she had just promised Hua Cheng a momentous blessing.
From how fast Hua Cheng’s eyebrows raised, it was a miracle they were still attached to his face. “You? Who the hell have you successfully set up? Besides, I’m not interested. I’m actually the furthest thing from interested. I’m actively hateful towards this idea.”
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In which Hua Cheng changes his perspective on love, Xie Lian unknowingly goes on a date, Shi Qingxuan refuses to mind her own business, and He Xuan unwillingly watches it all happen.