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Honeysuckle and Jasmine by static_speaks
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
07 Jul 2026
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Sometimes Ghoul thinks he wasn't ever a person to begin with. He made himself from scraps, patched together into a shape of a human. Kobra says, what an incredible thing. You can make yourself into what you want to be.
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- Part 3 of Moonstone
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cut it clear by static_speaks
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
26 Jun 2026
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Kobra had weaved his way back to the 'am the morning after, still stinking of the shit they called liquor out here, still softly drunk, and seen a rabbit sitting in the front seat of their car.
(a kobra kid character study via a werebunny party au)
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Pink and Raw by static_speaks
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
20 Mar 2025
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Ghoul is in pain again but it's his own problem, until it isn't. (Ghoul thinks he's a bad dog that's gonna get punished at any point. Kobra is a good friend.)
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- Part 2 of Moonstone
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carcass (rotting in the midday sun) by static_speaks
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys: California (Comics)
20 Sep 2024
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how many times can party die before it starts being a thing they all have to talk about?
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Soft and Silvered by static_speaks
Fandoms: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
09 Jun 2024
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Ghoul's body hurts, again. But even if he doesn't ask for help, he's still going to get it.
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- Part 1 of Moonstone
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Moonstone by static_speaks
Fandom Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album)
07 Jul 2026
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ghoul has some Frankenstein Shit going on
series title from Crystal Healer by Coyote Wall
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dig me out tonight by static_speaks
Fandom Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys: California (Comics)
17 May 2024
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suppressant failure (ironbutcher week 2026) by HopePunkHaze (glassphoenix)
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026)
17 Jul 2026
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As the Head Engineer of the Indestructible Colonization Project, Jack is used to weird shit happening. That doesn't usually mean having to deal with a heavily mutated, traumatized alpha from a parallel universe where half your crew apparently betrayed him or something, but it's fine. Whatever. At least he remembered the rut suppressants he was on, so he could keep taking those meds to keep things business-as-usual, right?
Right?
(or: my wacko boinko attempt to use all the ironbutcher after dark prompts in a single fic by copy-pasting simon into a bizarro universe where the ISWM crew leads are all iron lung characters. featuring a cameo from someone else's oc, because the amount of named characters in iron lung can be counted on one hand. lol. lmao)
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Bookmarked by static_speaks
17 Jul 2026
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An Everlasting Itch For Things Remote by Chrissy22
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026)
21 Jun 2026
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“Is the alien…dangerous?” he asks slowly.
“No! No, no he’s my friend, he’s - uh, well, the engineer of the Hail Mary,” says Grace. “Look, I’m just saying that - he’s gonna wake up soon, and we don’t need to tell him about how our first meeting went. We can gloss over the whole ‘tackle me to the ground and scare the daylights out of me’ thing. I won’t tell if you won’t.”
Simon is 90% sure this is going to come back to bite him in the form of blackmail but he nods anyways, because it sure as hell sounds like Grace is implying Simon will be allowed to stay a while longer.
Rocky sleeps through the absolute shitshow that is Simon and Grace’s first meeting. It’s probably for the best.
Despite it all, it will be the start of beautiful friendship.- Language:
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Bookmarked by static_speaks
22 Jun 2026
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“You built a teleporter?” Grace swallows. “You – did I know you could do that? Did you know you could do that?”
“Could not do that.” Rocky lowers himself back down, fiddling with the device. “Had theory. Much trial and error. Build long time. Should work.”
“Should – it should work?” Grace sputters. “You haven't tested it?”
“Not without you,” Rocky says, as if that should be obvious.
Bookmarked by static_speaks
07 Jun 2026
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Heaven Through the Eyes of a Sinner by joschmo
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
26 May 2026
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One second he was swallowing down warm - disgustingly warm - blood, desperately trying not to let it go down the wrong pipe and fill his lungs even more. The next, he opens his eyes, a tube miraculously doing the breathing for him, no pain, clean light up above, and a holy angel looking down on him.
The Convict knows it was an Angel, even though it looked like a person, because no one’s eyes could ever be that kind.
Bookmarked by static_speaks
26 May 2026
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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- Part 1 of The Astrobiology Immersion Program
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- English
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- 48,280
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Bookmarked by static_speaks
26 May 2026