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Zhongli, meanwhile, sits back in his chair, flabbergasted. “You mean to tell me in your twenty-odd years of life—” Childe corrects his age, clearly proud of his relative youth. “—you have never taken a lover?” He uses this turn of phrase deliberately, and it has the desired effect.
Childe’s face flames. “That’s—that’s not—” He clears his throat and lowers his voice. “We were talking about dating.”
“So you have done neither,” Zhongli says slowly.
Childe has always been too dedicated to the Tsaritsa to find time for intimacy. Zhongli changes that.
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12 Nov 2025
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Neuvillette goes to Liyue with the idea of judging the Geo Archon, what he finds instead is a former Archon going through erosion trying desperately to cling to his memories.
It surprises him to suddenly understand he can't leave him to suffer alone.
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09 Nov 2025
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When the hydro sovereign arrives in Liyue, Zhongli suspects that carrying out judgment isn’t the only reason he has come. After all, he could have sought out any other archon first, but he had come to him, the only dragon beside Neuvillette who still roamed Teyvat. Going off a hunch, Zhongli decides to make him an offer: He’ll teach him how to transform into a dragon. What he asks for in exchange is that his trial will take place in Liyue, only between the two of them.
Neuvillette, who has lived in the body of a human his entire life, would do anything to finally find his true form; even spend a considerable amount of time with a man he deeply mistrusts.
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To Protect, To Control, To Destroy by Bringthehawt
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Nov 2023
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Tartaglia employed his awful version of charm and announced: “All right – just looking at you, I feel I have to flirt with you.”
A concerned Zhongli replied: “No, you absolutely do not have to flirt with me. -- ”
“-- I’m pretty damn tired so I apologize in advance for the low-effort flirt you’re about to get -- “
“ -- to be clear: treating me as a human being rather than sexual quarry is an option -- “
“ -- You’re hot; we should bang.”
The scientist simply stared at Tartaglia for a long moment – a silent judgment was being rendered.
Tartaglia, wearing a faint smile, spoke with an apologetic tone: “yeah, that wasn’t my best work.”
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In a futuristic world filled with cyborgs, dirty corporations and violence, a virus called Arescet has spread throughout mankind, leading to either withered extremities or death for those affected by it.
In Inazuma city, Tartaglia -- an arrogant, talented mercenary -- has been tasked with protecting a brilliant scientist that is close to finishing a vaccine for this terrible virus. -
in absolution by subchesters
Fandoms: ヴァ二タスの手記 - 望月淳 | Vanitas no Carte | The Case Study of Vanitas - Mochizuki Jun (Manga)
02 Aug 2021
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Noé would like to believe he is a good man.
He doesn't fuck like a good man.
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28 Sep 2021
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This must've been his punishment. After all, this was the one gift he had to "properly" enjoy and use. Of all the things they could've done...
Why did they have to gift him an omega dragon?
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- Part 1 of Withered universe
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24 Sep 2021
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one lantern, two prayers by wolframvonbielefeld (yaoicocainebear)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Mar 2021
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"I prayed." Zhongli admits, the tang of him sharp against his mouth. "Selfish of me, perhaps."
Childe chooses to not comment on the perceived selfishness of a god who had looked after his people for millennia. "And?"
Zhongli pulls away, and Childe wishes he could commit the tingle of his lips, the sight of his face lit up by a million lanterns and the moon overhead in this moment to his memory for ever.
"I was answered," he says simply. "Let us go home."
OR: Childe and Zhongli, behind the scenes during the last day of the Lantern Rite Festival/Yuanxiao, and a discussion of feelings.
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07 May 2021
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nightmare fulfillment by wolframvonbielefeld (yaoicocainebear)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Jan 2021
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Zhongli is, uncharacteristically, too petulant to let bygones be bygones.
Fortunately for him, Childe is a weak, weak man who will always take please for an answer when it's from him.
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06 May 2021
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aim for the heart by wolframvonbielefeld (yaoicocainebear)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Jan 2021
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Legend says people leave their hearts behind in the Abyss. Tartaglia wishes this wasn't true.
Or: Tartaglia learns the consequences of not having a heart, and then having one, and then stealing one. In that order.
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06 May 2021
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Abruptly, Zhongli feels displaced, eating a dish he created, but cannot recognise, like someone had dropped him in a Liyue that he hadn’t spent the last thousand years safeguarding. Zhongli spends the rest of his meal ruminating on that piece of Jueyun chili: that very sharp, very cutting pain descended from a genome that is already extinct.
“And is that not enough?” Childe asks. “Isn’t it enough to just do what you can?”
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05 May 2021
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night time; tea leaves; good company by dirtmemer
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Jan 2021
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Lonely nights are best spent over pots of tea in good company. In terms of tea, Zhongli already knows what he likes. In terms of company - he makes a discovery.
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“I...may have been affected as well,” Zhongli admits, almost to himself, and Childe follows his gaze as it drifts to the side, at the rough skin of his forearm, dried blood still marking the place where he’d been scratched by the regisvine’s thorns.
“By what? Just tell me what the hell this is.”
“An aphrodisiac."
-Or, Childe, Zhongli, and a healthy dose of Liyue's finest regisvine pollen.
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22 Apr 2021
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All things come to an end.
That is the inevitable truth. One day, their relationship will crumble away like dust, leaving only the remnants of precious memories. When that day comes, Zhongli dearly hopes that those memories will continue to shine within his heart until his last days.
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- Part 6 of Kura's Chili and Zhongchi Lewd Harbor
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20 Apr 2021
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In which Zhongli and Childe maneuver their relationship (they also fuck).
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20 Apr 2021
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oh you’re gay? i’m a homophobe, actually by dirtmemer
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Feb 2021
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“You two make me sick, I swear, you make me sick, the next time you decide to gallivate off to have marathon sex in your little cave for the love of celestia drop me a note before I think you’re dead and go check up on you only to see things my tender young eyes really do not want to see – hello? Morax you fucking piece of rock, are you listening?” – Barbatos, probably
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20 Apr 2021
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and they were roommates (oh my god, they were roommates) by birdsofpassage
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Jan 2021
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Looking for a roommate for an apartment in Liyue Harbour who is neat, friendly, able to cook and clean. Must be handsome, must not be allergic to cats, and must have enough common sense for two people.
Contact Guizhong at XXX-XXX-XXX if interested.
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20 Apr 2021
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Childe tries to imagine Zhongli in a prearchonic village, standing among frail, demanding humans who only ever wanted him because he could save them from the monsters. It’s a strange feeling, relating to the venerated Rex Lapis, but Childe knows what it is to be too different.
If he could teach Teucer and Anthon to keep their promises and apologize for their mistakes, he could teach a rock-headed idiot to be more conscientious.
OR Zhongli apologizes in the aftermath.
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20 Apr 2021
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Everything's done and over. Now, Zhongli only needs to adjust to living like an ordinary mortal. Or that is what he thinks until a familiar face shows up in Liyue. Teucer comes looking for his brother who failed to return to Snezhnaya on the Fatui ships. And as Childe's declared "friend", Zhongli must help Teucer find him.
Or: Teucer drags Zhongli on a cross-country goose chase looking for Childe. Zhongli just happens to find a bit more along the way.
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20 Apr 2021
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“What business does a god have, asking for forgiveness from a mortal?”
Zhongli frowns slightly, bites his lower lip in what looks strangely like nervousness.
“But I am no longer a god.” He says finally. “I am merely a man, asking the one who is most precious to him to… ah, how did Barbatos say it? Take me back.”
Childe gapes.
Or - how many people try to help Zhongli apologize to Childe after the debacle with his gnosis and La Signora, but none of them are particularly helpful.
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20 Apr 2021
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Private Ledger of the Eleventh Harbinger by JuHuaTai
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
07 Jan 2021
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“So guess what I did next?”
Ekaterina contemplated not answering, but Harbinger Tartaglia was just… grinning and waiting. It’s honestly rather creepy the longer time passed.
In the end, she gave a long suffering sigh that seems lost on him, “You bought him the Erhu—“
“I bought him the antique, cor lapis based Erhu,”
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When she first left her homeland for the unknown nation of Liyue, Ekaterina was ready to be many things: To be a soldier, to fell Tsaritsa’s enemies in her name, to bring glory to Snezhnaya and her leader.
Being a receptionist in a cozy bank wasn’t so bad in comparison, but she absolutely can do without the front row seat to Harbinger Tartaglia’s (expensive) love life.
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19 Apr 2021