telephant
Fandoms
- Video Blogging RPF (2)
- Dream SMP (2)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (2)
Recent works
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Every Other Vigilante Fic Ever - Hiatus (maybe maybe not) by orphan_account, telephant
Fandoms: DreamSMP, vigilante - Fandom
26 Mar 2024
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Tommy Chaos Innit is 18 years old, living in a shitty flat with a shitty job
Problem was he wasn't paid nearly enough to afford his tiny apartment, so he got a roommate
who just so happens to be a hero
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Tommy is an idiot genius who doesn't know how to keep himself safe, so he got a bestie -
Votum (unfinished) by telephant
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
03 Oct 2022
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A medieval Tommyinnit finds a wishing book as a child and shenanigans ensue, he may or may not have ended a couple of world wars.
He eventually gets bored of his endless existence and decides to enter modern foster care, he gets abused, saves some kids and somehow ends up traveling with a strange man avian who saved his life.
Why does he feel so familiar to an old friend?
and is he like him?
Title means wish in Latin
Series
- Part 1 of When you Wish upon a Star
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Problem With Sleep ~on Haitus~ by telephant
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Mar 2022
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-On hiatus (hopefully I'll rewrite it)-
The world is a wondrous place, for most people, but for Tommy it is a hell of trying to stay hidden and keep his friends safe from those that are hunting them.
Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo have all been living on the streets for years, hiding their powers so as to not get captured. When one day three heroes notice a striking similarity to the lab escapees they’ve been looking for and the street rats they've been taking care of.
It's a wolfwalkers AU (when a person sleeps they become an animal) because the movie is very cool. Dreamers are what the people who can do that are called.
There's also vigilante stuff, I've read wayyyy to many superpower ficsSo right now I kinda hate how this is written, so one day I may rewrite it and make it better
Recent series
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When you Wish upon a Star by telephant
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Oct 2022
- Words:
- 8,269
- Works:
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Recent bookmarks
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Crossroads Converging in a Paradox by CrazyGlitch
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers (AU) - Fandom
12 May 2026
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Sam was dying. It was two years after Chicago and it was all falling apart. His friends were hunted and killed, even the human ones by Cemetery Wind. He got shot and wanted so badly to fix things, maybe do something to prevent this all from happening. Primus, heard his prayer.
"Then I name you Paradox Prime, Remember the past, cherish the present and change the future."
A/N I had to change the name it did not go with the story and I think of the song you spin me right round
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Suckerpunched into New Realities by LongBoi
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, Transformers (Bay Movies)
20 Apr 2026
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Despite Sam giving his all in helping the Autobots, he dies in the battle of Egypt, and is repaid by the Primes ripping him away from his life on Earth. Instead, they send him to Cybertron just before the war breaks out with the request that he stop the war before it's too late. What is he supposed to do about that, you ask? Great Question, because he has no clue either.
You know the drill. Sam is converted into a sparkling and sent to Cybertron. He proceeds to make everyone's lives as hard as possible on purpose.
I do not consent to my work being fed into AI in any way.
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Optimus and Terrenus Prime by Litheaner
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers, Transformers (Bay Movies)
11 Jan 2026
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Upon Sam stabbing Optimus with the Matrix of Leadership, Optimus is given the opportunity to go back before the Civil war that ravaged Cybertron, before he sent the Allspark off world and before Megatron was corrupted by the Fallen.
Before his bond with his brother broke.Sam is unfortunately along for the ride. The Allspark is a smug semi-sentient artifact that fuck up his life again and again and now it has decided the Sam would do very well on Cybertron... as a Cybertronian... as a sparkling.
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On their way back to Erid, Rocky and Grace discover a mysterious box. Upon opening it, the two discover some strange changes. Well, perhaps way more than strange.
Rocky finds a new marking on his arm similar to Grace's scar, and Grace finds markings similar to Rocky's on his arms and legs.
Rocky begins to dream and can easily wake from sleep, and Grace can stay up for much longer than a normal human should.
Grace starts seeing sound when it's too dark to properly see, and Rocky starts seeing pops of colour in his sound vision.
Neither can understand what's happening to them and how they're seemingly linked together, but they know there's nothing in the world that could tear them apart.
(TLDR: This fic will include almost everyone's favourite things! Rocky learns about how Grace got on the Hail Mary (Including Rocky witnessing the memory of Grace being sent on the Hail Mary)! Grace can survive in Rocky's atmosphere! Grace will live as long as Rocky! Rocky and Adrian reuinite and Adrian meets Grace! Grace will get to go back to Earth with Rocky (for a bit and then go back to Erid)! Grace will get to confront and get closure with Stratt! Fanart included!)
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Star Thrum by Totallyottie99
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
12 Jun 2026
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Eridians fall in love hard.
Humanity's not ready for just how far they'd go to keep only one of them happy.