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    For most games, Shane has a system. He takes his forfeits frequently enough, but not so often that anybody thinks about it. No captains, no rookies. Somber players who take the tradition seriously, don’t make a fuss; full lips, ideally, and enough experience to give a decent blow job. He always showers first and wears his walk-in suit. He tries to remember to offer a pillow because the tile is unforgiving on knees. Thanks, he says, at the end, when they’re both fully dressed again. Manners are still important. He likes to imagine that players whisper, Hollander, he’s not bad, he follows the rules, acts like a professional.

    But when it’s Boston, everybody knows that Hollander always picks Rozanov. And Rozanov always picks Hollander.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    "I do not," Shane said, which was a lie. "And you should reflect on why you like to make your boyfriend upset so often."

    "My boyfriend likes to be upset," Ilya said. He was leaning fully over into Shane's space now, his elbow on the center console bearing so much of his weight as he swayed, almost accidentally closer. He was giddy, childish, how had he forgotten how good it felt to be with Shane, just to be next to him and talk –

    "Is there a rest stop coming up?" Natalya asked from the backseat, and Ilya didn't flinch, exactly, but it was a near thing. He'd almost forgotten she was there.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Last week she had told Ilya that if his secret, him and Shane, ever came out, she would never be able to go back to Russia. It had been part of a larger accusation, that he was ruining her life and it had felt so true when she'd said it that she'd almost been surprised when he'd started crying. Ilya almost never screamed back. He cried so easily, she made him cry so easily. This week, here he was, telling her nothing was wrong with her.

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    “They both want to fuck you. That entire family is trying to fuck you. I think we should call the police. Put restraining order for your hole.”

    “Ilya, are you drunk?”

    “Hollander, this is a serious problem!”

    “Just because he is gay, it doesn’t mean he wants to fuck me.” Shane scoffs. “Maybe he’s a bottom too.”

    “So, that’s your problem? Not that he wants your hole?”

    “Ilya, I swear, if you don’t stop saying that word—”

    “It’s wrong, you know,” Ilya informs seriously. “You fucked Rose Landry. Now Peter Landry is trying to fuck you. All the holes are connecting. This is basically incest.”

    “Didn’t you sleep with those Swedish twins in Cabo?”

    “They were not identical. It does not count!”

    OR: Ilya's life gets plagued by a different Landry this time, AKA an interpretation of the 'let's sleep with other people' fight mentioned in TLG, AKA, an ode to Jealous Ilya.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    But Ilya shakes his head, absolutely mute. There’s no universe, no universe where he can talk about this. He moved to America to forget.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    Hollander tugs at his bottom lip with his teeth. “I should have noticed. You weren’t showing it, really, during the game.”

    “Is fine,” Ilya says. “Is not so bad.”

    “Oh, no?” Hollander says. “So you’re deciding you can make it worse by playing through it and trying to fuck me through it?”

    Ilya doesn’t say what he’s thinking, which is I think I would deal with any amount of pain if I can just keep fucking you.

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    Ilya is injured but tries not to show it. Shane notices anyway.

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