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no trouble by vooxian
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Dec 2025
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“Lan Zhan…”
“I can drive A-Yuan to daycare and pick him up on the days you’re too busy. In addition to sharing meals.” She lifts a pacifying hand when Wei Ying’s eyes widen. “It is no trouble to me.”
Wei Ying sputters. “Of course it is—”
“Then trouble me.” Though Lan Zhan doesn’t raise her tone, there’s a ring of exasperation to her words. She pauses for a recentering breath. “My life is spotless. Perhaps I could… Use a little trouble. The good kind.”
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27 Jun 2026
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The Fifth Type of Non-Contact Force by Caixx
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 May 2021
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Before Lan Zhan could react, Wei Ying's pants were around his ankles. In the middle was a splash of purple. His took off his underwear too.
Fortunately, his t-shirt was just long enough that at this angle Lan Zhan could only see a pair of slender tanned legs.
It took a second for his sputtering brain to reconnect to his mouth. "Your shoes. I meant take off your shoes."AU high school story. Feat. misunderstandings, bad inflections, and lots of cold showers.
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29 Mar 2026
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must love (my) buns by saraubs
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 Feb 2024
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Lan Huan scrolls through Wei Ying’s profile, and the gentle tap of his finger against the screen shudders through Lan Zhan like the screech of a misplayed note. His whole body is tense, and he exhales slowly, working to unclench his jaw by degrees.
“It says here,” Lan Huan says with characteristic good humour, “that he’s looking for fun.” He nudges Lan Zhan with the tip of his toe. “You could do with some fun in your life.”
Lan Zhan could do with a new brother. “No,” he says, shifting out of Lan Huan’s range. “Thank you.”
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When his brother creates a dating profile for him, Lan Zhan doesn't expect to match with the most obnoxious vendor at the Farmers' Market. Wei Ying is looking for fun, Lan Zhan wants out of this mess, and Lan Huan just wants his brother to be happy.
(farmer wwx, lonely businessman lwj, much mutual pining)
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29 Mar 2026
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“Maybe you should get me out of your system,” Wei Ying blurts. “Maybe that’ll help.”
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Wei Ying finds out her best friend Lan Zhan is in love with her and offers a really super solution.
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18 Feb 2026
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The right words at the right time by justpeace
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Sep 2021
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“Whoever wins should treat the loser to drinks,” Wei Ying says with a grin as they line up for the last round. Now that she’s loosened up from the fight, her smile looks more real. Lan Zhan sees more lines at the corners of her eyes than she remembers, and she bites down on her mouthguard.
“Yes,” Lan Zhan says. She has a moment to process Wei Ying’s expression of delighted surprise before the whistle blows.
When she was sixteen, despite her best efforts, Lan Zhan fell in love with an infuriating visiting student at her kung fu school. When she’s 29, Lan Zhan meets Wei Ying again, and she realises that there are some things that haven’t changed.
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07 Feb 2026