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Hermione Granger, disappeared years ago. No one in the Wizarding World has heard from her. Well a few people have but her so called “best friends” and other 2/3 of the golden trio haven’t.
She left London after the fallout with Ron Weasley - their breakup wasn’t really something you would’ve wanted to see.They never reached out, and she started a new life, far from “home” with someone very special.
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Hermione Granger’s current favourite book is undoubtedly Agrippan Arithmancy and Its Applications.
… And it’s definitely a book on arithmancy and not a smutty romance novel with a transfigured cover.
Her colleague and cheeky nuisance Draco Malfoy is determined to find out why a book about arithmancy of all things has got her so flustered.
A little bit of book espionage later, and things spiral slightly out of control when Draco and Hermione find themselves sucked into the book. The only way out? Act out all the tropes (and try to not fall in love in the process).
This is a slow burn, sort-of-enemies to lovers fic (they're not really enemies, they just really like annoying each other). It's heavy on dialogue and banter, isn't overly angsty, and is, of course, packed to the brim with all our favourite tropes.
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For his crimes as a Death Eater, Draco Malfoy is sentenced to five years of cursed exile, condemned to wear his Death Eater mask. As reparations for her torture, Hermione Granger is awarded Malfoy Manor and its fortune.
Little does she know the manor can only change hands through death, marriage, or extended residency. Forbidden to let Voldemort's former seat of power rot, she must complete the transference at the behest of Shacklebolt's new Ministry.
Now forced under the same roof for a year, a war hero and a disgraced Death Eater must confront their shared history, their deepest prejudices, and an unexpected truth: healing doesn't always happen alone.
Welcome to the Grangerification of Malfoy Manor.
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This Meeting Could Have Been An Email by papisadhu
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 May 2026
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A few months on from submitting an employee relationship disclosure form, Shane Hollander is still trying his best to keep everyone compliant with Health, Safety and Wellbeing standards while Ilya Rozanov is less inclined to cause mayhem. But their professional and personal relationships are put to the test following complaints about excessive public displays of affection, mandatory training workshops, and an escalating workplace prank war causing an influx of incident reports.
Meanwhile, a nefarious thief is targeting Harris Drover and wreaking havoc in his life. He becomes determined to track down the perpetrator with his trusty sidekick Troy Barrett in tow.
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- Part 2 of I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes