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    All you need is a bad day, a really bad day for your life to change 180° degrees.

    Russian translation here: https://ficbook.net/readfic/0189f493-ccf9-702a-9a98-52cfde3f12b8

    23/06/2024 update. Warning: If you wish to get the best experience from this fic, take your time reading it.

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    27 May 2026

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    “I do prefer it when you do other things to my skin.”

    And once again, Hermione’s brain was gone. Off. In the gutter. Derailing itself with horrifying efficiency.

    No.

    She tore her eyes away, mentally superimposing the image of her grandfather at Christmas – spectacularly pissed, stark bollock naked under a tartan robe, arguing with the angels in the tree. Still not enough. So she added the memory of that one chapter in Magical Maladies and Their Management, the one with close-up photos of Spattergroit pustules. That did the trick.

    Refreshed, centred, pure of thought, she cleared her throat and continued the tour.

    Or: Bellatrix Lestrange is supposed to stop committing crimes. Hermione Granger is supposed to stay impartial. Neither of them is very good at following instructions. There’s a dead man, a collapsing investigation, and a rapidly collapsing sense of professional distance.

    (Works both as a sequel to Of Magic, Mayhem and Poor Decisions and as a standalone if you don’t like slow buildings.)

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    10 Apr 2026

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    Her grip faltered, her fingers loosening on the fabric, but she didn’t let go. Her heart was hammering in her chest, loud enough she swore Bellatrix could hear it.

    Suddenly, she didn’t know whether she wanted to punch the woman or melt into her. Or perhaps, show Bellatrix with her teeth exactly what she thought of her wretched philosophy.

    Or: Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to complete her final year, believing the war is behind her, until someone goes missing and her only lead is the infuriatingly uncooperative Bellatrix Lestrange. Their partnership is doomed to explode… though not quite in the way she expects.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    It's been seven years since the war, five years since Hermione and Ron broke up, and...oh dear Merlin, two years since Hermione went on a date.

    But it's fine. She has friends. She has her work.

    Very complicated work that keeps her late in the office one Friday night. That takes her down to the Department of Mysteries, and back to the Hall of Prophecies for the first time in ten years.

    And in that one night, her humdrum life is thrown completely out of the window.

    Suddenly her life is one bizarre twist after another. Prophecies and potions and and caves and cliffs and house-elves and and and-

    And being stuck in the past. Stuck ten years in the past with Bellatrix Lestrange.

    That bloody prophecy.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Hermione is lost, convinced she is coping in the most efficient way in the aftermath of the war. She has left the wizarding world behind her, hiding from the reality and expectations in muggle London, passing the time working in a small bookshop. However, hiding doesn’t mean a quiet life and she learns the issues you ignore have a strange habit of making themselves known to you. When Hermione keeps being rescued by an oddly familiar stranger and discovers a new author she feels she knows through the pages, she doesn’t know if she is losing herself more or if she is finally found.

    (I do not own any rights to the world or to the characters from the HP universe. I make no money from these works. I do not give permission for any of my works to be translated, removed or copied)

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    28 Mar 2026