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  1. Public Bookmark 80

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    “Wait for it, wait for it,” says Jabber, nuzzling Zanka’s cheek with his cheek. His skin is soft; the corners of their lips touch. “Oh man, I been hyped for this all week. I jacked off so many times… Lemme know the second it kicks in, okay??”

    “Oh, hell,” groans Zanka. He already knows he does not want to have to explain this shit to Eishia. “So what exactly am I-”

    And then he feels it.

    Spasms run up and down the length of Zanka’s nervous system, and he can’t quite breathe as normal, but right this second he is a little more preoccupied with his sudden RAGING ERECTION.

    Jabber decides to test out a new venom. Zanka comes along for the ride.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    amazing

  2. Public Bookmark 58

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    A collection of works all by the same anonymous author, featuring Jabber Wonger and Zanka Nijiku as a romantic pair. Not in chronological order or set in the same plotline.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    Eerily beautiful🌹🌹🌹

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    I didn’t mean it. I was already frustrated, and then I got sucked into his… vortex of crazy. He’s an asshole and he’s nuts. And the things he said—anyone would—he’s beautiful. Anyone could see that. The way he looks, he’s hotter than hell. Okay, I guess that means I’m, like, gay or whatever.

    Zanka Nijiku continues to have problems with his roommate. The feeling is mutual. In a way.

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    25 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    "Ah, that's my fault, kitty. 'M sorry. Ya must be real scared, huh?" Zanka murmurs, pulling away and holding his palms up to reassure Jabber.

    'Sorry'? This fucker's never apologized to Jabber in his life, even when he sent him flying face-first into mud during one of their fights. All it takes is a fuzzy cat, and suddenly Mr. Bad Attitude's Mr. Nice Guy? That just ain't right. If his legs had the strength, Jabber would lunge and bite that fake-ass smile right off Zanka's face.

    Or: A spell turns Jabber into a cat. Zanka (unknowingly) deals with the aftermath.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Years? No wonder Zan-Zan’s buff as hell now! Jabber’s mind reels from the implications… Zanka must be lying. What in the Abyss would compel him to join this raggedy-ass band of losers? How could he ever replace the thrill of fighting strong enemies with mindless trash beasts? Something's not adding up.
     
    And another thing: it’s allegedly been years, and Zanka still has that fuck-ass mullet? Jabber’s eyes crinkle, and Zanka bristles. “What?”
     
    “On God we gon’ get you a better barber, man,” Jabber wheezes with a laugh.

    Or: Jabber wakes up in Cleaner HQ missing 3 years of memory. Zanka refuses to fill him in on it.

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    19 Jun 2026