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“I’m an alien, Dib. You didn’t really think that Irken definitions of romance would be the same as your pathetic human courtship rituals, did you?”
a.k.a. In which Zim is in hate with Dib and doesn’t understand why it’s not okay to want to make out with your archnemesis.
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There's something Grace hasn't told Rocky. And this isn't something that wouldn't pertain to their given situation, like his favorite breakfast cereal or the fact that he used to ride a bike to work (trying to explain a bicycle to a guy with five legs, yeah that would go swell), it happens to be a very important part of humans basic biology that affects all his phisiological processes. Humans have a lovely secondary sex component, designations, that allow for the existence of alphas, betas, and omegas. Yay so fun!
The problem is that ever since waking up alone on the Hail Mary, Ryland has not caught a whiff of his scent or felt any urges that would signify if he was due. That means at some point on this journey from here to Erid that he's on with Rocky, he will eventually will be. No way around it. To spring this on Rocky without prior knowledge, and become even more clumsy and cranky while also unbearably horny, would be bad. He could die, he could freak out, he could ostracize his only friend (and the guy he's kind of fell in love with) . . . all equally bad options he'd say. So it'd be nice if his body would get with the program and give him a sign. Did he mention he has no idea what designation he is?
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16 Jun 2026
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leave this star-crossed world behind by grimark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 May 2026
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“Don’t have to face any specific direction to talk to you, Grace,” Rocky says. “Am radially symmetrical. Hearing organs on whole body. Grace biologist, should know this.”
I suddenly regret teaching him literally anything about biology. Some things more than others.
“Figure of speech,” I say. That’s so not the point. “Listen, is this about the other day? Because we can pretend it never happened, if it’s making you uncomfortable.”
Rocky skids to a stop. He slowly backs up a few paces, and now I can tell he is actually focusing on me, even though it doesn’t really matter which facet of his body is pointed in my direction, due to the aforementioned radial symmetry.
“Not uncomfortable,” Rocky says. “Interesting display of human culture and biology. Grace very kind to share with me."
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- Part 2 of xeno jerkoff cinematic universe
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16 Jun 2026
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In Which Grace is Forced to Have A Good Time by ritspoon
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
13 Jun 2026
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As Rocky and Grace make their way to Erid, Grace becomes more irritable due to his dwindling food supply. Rocky doesn't like to see his friend so worked up, and so he tries to create a song to help Grace relax. It works a little too well, and now Rocky has to navigate how to manage a hypnotized Grace.
In which Rocky forces Grace to have a good day. Additional tags and change in rating as I add chapters.
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16 Jun 2026
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If Grace Need Rocky Stay by AutumnThePansexual
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 Jun 2026
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Ever since Grace and Rocky landed on Erid, Rocky has been glued to Grace’s side, refusing to leave him alone. Grace is worried about his friend. Rocky has not even seen his mate more than a handful of times since they arrived. This is, obviously, a problem. He doesn’t want to keep Rocky away from the love of his life.
Grace isn’t as sick anymore. He doesn’t need Rocky at his side all the time. Grace will do what he has to do so that Rocky and Adrian can resume living a normal life together. So what if Grace struggles to be alone? This is for Rocky’s sake. He’ll be okay.
But Grace has severely underestimated how much he needs Rocky, and how much Rocky needs him.
Or: Grace and Rocky are severely codependent. Adrian gets tangled up in their mess, too.
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- Part 2 of Autumn’s PHM Fics
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10 Jun 2026
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Another Medium by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 May 2026
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“Oh my god, Rocky.” I want to cover my face with my hands, but I’m not about to let go of him. “You’re insatiable.”
“I’m insatiable?” He looms a little closer over my face, forcibly bringing himself back into my field of vision. The bright holodeck lights catch in the sweaty sheen of my skin. “I don’t feel arousal. I am in it for the love of the game.”
Or: Look, if the Eridian scientists want you to test out a technology that lets you and your bestie kinda sorta touch each other for real, are you even a proper scientist if you don't consider how it could be used for sex?
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03 Jun 2026