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    Both Montreal's and Boston's team captains' face a head on collision on the ice, knocking them both out cold.

    Cue worried teammates, incredibly strong pain meds, a shared hospital room, very confused Hollander parents and loose-tongued confessions.

     

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    Shane and Ilya end up doped up on pain meds in the same hospital room...

    The Hollanders find out some things.

     

    (An alternative way of Yuna and David finding out)

    With a bonus of Hayden and Jackie finding out too! ;)

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    10 Jul 2026

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    By Quinn Hughes’ second season in the National Hockey League, he has learned four essential truths:

    Ghosts are real.

    Ghosts love hockey.

    Ghosts love Shane Hollander and Ilya Rosanov’s relationship like it is their favorite soap opera.

    Ghosts have decided Quinn is their customer service representative.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    Svetlana: It’s really everywhere
    Hayden: Literally how much lube does one couple need
    Rose: Where have you guys found it?
    Cassie: Bathrooms, kitchen, living room, garage
    Rose: Oh the garage ones!!!
    Svetlana: Which ones did you find? The one on the opener or the ones in the toolbox? Or the one on the shelf?
    Troy: Garage ones, plural?

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    Or, the friends of Hollanov make a game out of their lube hiding places, and everything spirals from there

    Or or, the lube fic

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    10 Jul 2026

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    Rose: This is lowkey the best night of my life

    Shane: The best night of my life was the first time he fucked me

    Rose: I mean you've won two Stanley Cups
    Rose: But sure, go off you little horndog

     

    Or: Shane, recently cleared from concussion protocol, gets tipsy at his parents' cottage and texts his new best friend.

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    10 Jul 2026

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