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    Both Montreal's and Boston's team captains' face a head on collision on the ice, knocking them both out cold.

    Cue worried teammates, incredibly strong pain meds, a shared hospital room, very confused Hollander parents and loose-tongued confessions.

     

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    Shane and Ilya end up doped up on pain meds in the same hospital room...

    The Hollanders find out some things.

     

    (An alternative way of Yuna and David finding out)

    With a bonus of Hayden and Jackie finding out too! ;)

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    10 Jul 2026

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    By Quinn Hughes’ second season in the National Hockey League, he has learned four essential truths:

    Ghosts are real.

    Ghosts love hockey.

    Ghosts love Shane Hollander and Ilya Rosanov’s relationship like it is their favorite soap opera.

    Ghosts have decided Quinn is their customer service representative.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    Svetlana: It’s really everywhere
    Hayden: Literally how much lube does one couple need
    Rose: Where have you guys found it?
    Cassie: Bathrooms, kitchen, living room, garage
    Rose: Oh the garage ones!!!
    Svetlana: Which ones did you find? The one on the opener or the ones in the toolbox? Or the one on the shelf?
    Troy: Garage ones, plural?

    ***

    Or, the friends of Hollanov make a game out of their lube hiding places, and everything spirals from there

    Or or, the lube fic

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    10 Jul 2026

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    Rose: This is lowkey the best night of my life

    Shane: The best night of my life was the first time he fucked me

    Rose: I mean you've won two Stanley Cups
    Rose: But sure, go off you little horndog

     

    Or: Shane, recently cleared from concussion protocol, gets tipsy at his parents' cottage and texts his new best friend.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    10 Jul 2026

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    [Two basic-looking men in suits sit at a desk inside the Canadian Tire Centre. Hockey players swirl around the ice behind them for warm-ups.]

    Johnny: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the 2021 season opener for the Ottawa Centaurs! I’m Jonny Bernard here with Martin Thomas, and we’re so glad it’s hockey season again.

    Mark: Indeed, we are Johnny. Especially when it comes to this team.

    Johnny: Absolutely. So many have been waiting for the so-called Gayest Team in Hockey to take to the ice for the first time.

    Mark: A mantle they proudly wear, and for good reason. When you have Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, and Troy Barrett on your team, being queer might just be a superpower.

    Johnny: Do you think we’ll see a Hollander/Rozanov appearance on the Kiss Cam tonight?

    Mark: I think it might be one of the greatest disappointments in all of hockey if we don’t.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    “No, your task,” Harris holds out his hand, “is to pull out exactly 9 inches without looking.”

    Ilya does very little to hide the devilish look on his face.

    or,
    Harris does the tape measure TikTok trend on the Centaurs, and he learns more than he ever wanted to know. But at least the internet seems to love it.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander loves playing for the Ottawa Centaurs. Leaving Montreal, as painful as it had been, really has been one of the best decisions he’s ever made.

    He gets to play with his husband. He’s supported at all levels, from upper management down to the most casual of fans, and his teammates are genuinely kind and lovely people who care about him and his life and are invested in his well-being.

    Considering where he came from, Shane thinks it’s wonderful to work with such caring players who want what’s best for him and notice things about his life. It's really, really great.

    Until it isn’t, of course.

    “Hollander, what the fuck is that on your face?” Zane Boodram asks in the locker room while they’re changing for game five of the first round of playoffs.

    ___

    Or Shane has a mysterious rash, and his teammates are very concerned.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    "You are doing this on purpose," Ilya accused.

    Shane looked up, perfectly innocent. "Doing what on purpose?"

    "The—" Ilya gestured. "This. The—the organizing."

    "The organizing that I do. Every Thursday. Like I have for the entire time we've been together."

    "You know what you're doing."

    Shane's lips twitched. Just barely. But Ilya saw it. "I'm folding a hoodie."

    BREAKING: Local man gets pavlov'd by the KonMari method, more at 11.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    5 Times Shane Hollander outed himself as a freak + 1 time Ilya Rozanov outed Shane Hollander for being a freak

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    08 Jul 2026

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    There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and attempt to blend in with the locals.

    It's foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

    The internet would never figure it out.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Luca: i fucked up
    Luca: i told ilya he was hot
    Luca: i showed him my fanart
    Luca: i SENT him my fanart

    G: LMAFOOOOOO
    G: literally why would you do that omg 💀

    Luca: I WAS DRUNK

    Or, 5 Times Luca almost revealed his Tumblr past and 1 time the Cens found out

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    08 Jul 2026

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    lucarozanov

    if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though

    Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.

    Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    What if you wanted to get to heaven but God said “didn’t you run a Hollanov Tumblr blog in 2017?”

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    08 Jul 2026

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    He pauses when it asks for username. Hollanov2481 is already taken, but he could make a similar username.

    2+4=6 and 8+1=9

    Shane is now the proud owner of the @hollanov69 account.

     

    Or Shane discovers Hollanov on Twitter and makes an account. Ilya finds out.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    @ESPN #BREAKINGNEWS: Video footage has been released of various Ottawa Centaurs players including Captain Ilya Rozanov in a heated conversation laced with threats and vulgarities aimed at the Montreal Voyageurs, several players and staff named including head coach Theriault

    OR: Another video gets leaked, this time outing Ilya as the #1 Montreal Voyageurs hater of all time.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    This is kinda what it says on the tin. Crack group chat fic in which everyone is trying to get an already together couple together.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Getting outted might just have been the best thing for Shane's career and mental health.

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    Shane looks upon his field of fucks and finds it barren.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    A casual comment made by Shane in the heat of the moment ends up online and the Internet does what it does best leading to sweeping changes at the Metros.

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    08 Jul 2026

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