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At the Ministry staff summer party, Draco, feeling particularly vindictive, decides to test out a rather potent flirtation Hex on his office archnemesis, Cormac McLaggen. Unfortunately for everyone involved, Harry Potter stumbles in on the scene and gets hit with it instead.
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It’s tradition: a group holiday, and Harry making terrible decisions. Mostly involving Draco. What starts as an experimental hookup quickly becomes a lot more complicated than either of them expected.
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One birthday prank gone wrong, one dead friend, and one very inconvenienced Master of Death boyfriend. Draco and his mates didn't mean to kill Theo... but Harry's the only one who can fix it.
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Potter's had his hands on Scorpius, and Draco doesn't like it one bit.
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- Part 10 of Wolfpants Kinkuary '25
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When Harry's house undergoes repairs, a recently separated Bill offers him a place to stay.
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- Part 9 of Wolfpants Kinkuary '25
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The Somerset Chronicles by wolfpants, wolfpantsoff (wolfpants)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Feb 2023
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A collection of 28 short fics spanning different pairings and inspired by the Kinkuary 2023 prompts! A mix of M and E ratings. Expect rare pairs, Drarry, crossgen, group sex, dirtyhotwrong... you name it!
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Warmth To Go Around by unsightlypearl for wolfpants
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Mar 2026
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The Minister for Magic sends Harry Potter, Auror; Ron Weasley, Healer; and Draco Malfoy, Magical Cartographer, to the Tian Shan mountains on a delicate assignment: map the leyline system beneath the Inylcheck Glacier.
Now they’re trapped in a tent at the edge of a glacier with no magic, no shower, no central heating… and years of unspoken things between them. Not to mention the tension after an ill-advised kiss.
It would be a straightforward mission… if the mountain didn’t seem determined to test every fault line between them.
Featuring: a volatile landscape, oddly-named cats, close nights in a tent, and three men who are very bad at talking about their feelings.
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Bookmarked by wolfpants
02 Apr 2026
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Tender Dronarry perfection and all the tropes that have me running like an ant towards a picnic. Gorgeous stuff!
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"As the senior housemate and the more experienced adult, I've decided something. Potter, you absolutely need to get your shit together by the time you turn thirty."
Harry cut a disbelieving look at Draco: curry stain, ragged joggers, unfortunately sexual t-shirt slogan. He glanced down at himself: work trousers and plain white oxford, unbuttoned at the throat. It was a boring office drone's get-up but hardly a sign of Harry being any kind of broom-wreck. "I do?" he asked.
A somewhat belated birthday fic to celebrate our favourite pain in the arse, Draco Malfoy.
Bookmarked by wolfpants
13 Jun 2025
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Absolute perfection from the first letter to the last. A Drarry friendship that squeezed my heart, a Harry POV that is just so HARRY. I'm in love with this fic and it will be reread approx. 100 times a year.
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Ron and Draco fall into a habit of sorts. It's a secret. For the time being.
Bookmarked by wolfpants
05 Jun 2025
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I will never recover from this delicious set up, dynamic, and the vein of vulnerability and softness that runs through the teenaged horny filth. Absolutely stunning work. As always!
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Working as an Unspeakable means making sacrifices: silence, secrecy, and an ancient Oath. Harry knows the rules. But when it comes to Draco, breaking them feels inevitable.
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18 Apr 2025
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The perfect heart-squeezing romance WITH the coolest time magic. A tender beauty!
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Ron catches Harry fucking Malfoy in the Quidditch sauna. Then Malfoy fucking Harry in their flat. Multiple times. Ron’s been having weird reactions to it, like angry boners and weird sex fantasies. Even though he’s most definitely heterosexual.
It's fine. None of Harry's boyfriends actually stick around. Ron is sure it's fine. He's heterosexual. And he's definitely not in love with his best mate.
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Bookmarked by wolfpants
24 Mar 2025
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The perfect Hoko smut: porn with the BIGGEST heart feels, the most hilarious commentary, and genuine grown-up authenticity. Beautiful beautiful.