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Kermit the frog holding hand out to block viewer [camera] while looking away with his other hand covering his face.



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    Harry thinks he should have expected some blood and screaming at any Hogwarts-sanctioned event, even almost a decade after leaving school, but the greater surprise is in witnessing Draco Malfoy come to the rescue.

    Draco thinks it’s just his rotten luck that Harry Potter's asked for his help.

    The rest is a love story.

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  2. Public Bookmark 61

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    Hogwarts reopens for an improved Eighth Year, inviting its oldest students back with a few notable changes: NEWTs can be chosen anew, no questions asked, and house segregation has been abolished—only to be replaced with a feline-inspired socialisation project.

    This is a story about teenagers falling in love while digging deeper into the magical history of their families.

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    Harry Potter thinks Draco Malfoy is a slimy git of a defense lawyer, who couldn't care less about doing the right thing.

    Draco Malfoy thinks Harry Potter is a filthy pig of an Auror, who couldn't care less about doing the right thing.

    They fight, fuck, fall in love, and fight some more.

    When they're on the brink of getting their shit together and starting a family, a blood curse surfaces that threatens the lives of Draco and their unborn child.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Harry Potter was eleven years old when he found out he was a wizard. He was twenty-one when he found out he was an alien. Or: How Harry Potter learned to stop worrying and love the democratic process.

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  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    It was a miracle. When Voldemort’s spell backfired and he unravelled to little more than floo ash, unmade to nothing, all of those who’d died by his hand were brought back to life. It was a miracle. Or that’s what they said, at least. But they didn’t know. They couldn’t feel it like Harry and Fred and Remus and Tonks. That food turned to poison on their tongues, and no water could sate their unquenchable thirsts. They didn’t know anything.

    But they’d soon find out.

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