wyrmorphic
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“She ate him?” Ron’s the only one brave enough to say what they’re all thinking. He goes to lean against the wall, a fist above his mouth, before he registers the flaking blood on the paint and jerks away. He rasps, “I’m gonna be sick.”
As if life wasn’t already hard enough, Harry begins investigating a series of questionable deaths through new relationships and increasingly trying times.
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Harry’s excited for the new term at Hogwarts. He isn’t too certain about the whole extracurricular bit though.
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Harry thinks he should have expected some blood and screaming at any Hogwarts-sanctioned event, even almost a decade after leaving school, but the greater surprise is in witnessing Draco Malfoy come to the rescue.
Draco thinks it’s just his rotten luck that Harry Potter's asked for his help.
The rest is a love story.
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Hisses get Kisses by Ira_Dunfort for cryme_anocean
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 May 2026
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Hogwarts reopens for an improved Eighth Year, inviting its oldest students back with a few notable changes: NEWTs can be chosen anew, no questions asked, and house segregation has been abolished—only to be replaced with a feline-inspired socialisation project.
This is a story about teenagers falling in love while digging deeper into the magical history of their families.
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Harry Potter thinks Draco Malfoy is a slimy git of a defense lawyer, who couldn't care less about doing the right thing.
Draco Malfoy thinks Harry Potter is a filthy pig of an Auror, who couldn't care less about doing the right thing.
They fight, fuck, fall in love, and fight some more.
When they're on the brink of getting their shit together and starting a family, a blood curse surfaces that threatens the lives of Draco and their unborn child.
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Life On Mars by fencer_x, Monotremata, SoldSeparately
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Sep 2021
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Harry Potter was eleven years old when he found out he was a wizard. He was twenty-one when he found out he was an alien. Or: How Harry Potter learned to stop worrying and love the democratic process.
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It was a miracle. When Voldemort’s spell backfired and he unravelled to little more than floo ash, unmade to nothing, all of those who’d died by his hand were brought back to life. It was a miracle. Or that’s what they said, at least. But they didn’t know. They couldn’t feel it like Harry and Fred and Remus and Tonks. That food turned to poison on their tongues, and no water could sate their unquenchable thirsts. They didn’t know anything.
But they’d soon find out.
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