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Piss poor table manners (and other stateside affairs) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Boots (TV)
30 Oct 2025
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When he turns, he expects blue eyes, a bitter shock of sky against the worn-out palette of this shitty house. He expects blue and pride, routine and acceptance and what he finds instead is something far duller, far crueller.
“Still playing soldier, then?”
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OR: Injured and put on leave, Cameron shows up to his mother's so-called ‘fresh start’ where only sharp taunts and old ghosts are allowed to dine.
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01 Nov 2025
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“Don’t give me that look.”
“I’m not giving you any look.”
Even to John that sounds like a lie, and he doesn’t have those super senses to tell him when someone is lying.
“Sure you are, that’s Frowny Face Number Two. It’s patented and everything.”
Oh boy, John knows that face.
Frowny Face Number Two meant Derek is sticking to what he’s saying because he believes it is right and Stiles should just agree with him and be quiet.
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08 May 2019
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The Adventures of Ranger Rookie and Deputy Dork by orphan_account
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
24 Apr 2018
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When the Sheriff tells Stiles that he's getting a partner, he's not exactly thrilled. How is he supposed to keep his magic a secret with some rookie stuck in his cruiser all day?
When Derek's mother decides to move the pack back to Beacon Hills, he looks forward to joining the local police force. Less so to hiding his werewolf-iness from some poor, unsuspecting partner.
Derek is assigned to be Stiles' new partner at the Sheriff's Department. One is a mage and the other is a werewolf. Neither knows what the other can do. What could possibly go wrong?
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08 May 2019
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Derek almost makes the mistake of saying, It’s not fanart, but he manages to catch himself, biting his tongue. This stranger, who’s already identified himself as at least a casual fan of Midnight Wolf, doesn’t need to know that he actually is the artist and author, not just another fan.
EDIT: Chapter 2 is, by popular request, a sequel! Enjoy!
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14 Jan 2019
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The Importance of Turning Around Three Times Before Lying Down by otter
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
12 Jan 2013
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It’s like this dog has walked out of all of Stiles’ childhood dreams and into the real world just because Stiles wanted it hard enough. He is the most awesome dog ever, and he and Stiles have a bond. A deep, unbreakable bond because this animal is his soul mate, obviously. Now he just has to convince the dog of that.
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08 Jan 2019