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    Jrwi x readers riptide addition!

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    Make your choices. Face your fear. Date your colleagues. Hug Martin. Punch Elias. Enjoy Sky Blue. Or other combinations*.

    A love letter to the fandom in the form of a perfectly serious, utterly indulgent fanservice self-insert Archive simulator, using the ChoiceOf game system.

    (*You can't punch Martin.)
    (You also can't quite kiss a full-out monstery monster so far, but I'm working on it.)

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    30 May 2026

  2. Rec 9

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    Dove turned her head on the pillow. She could just make out the familiar landscape of Karkat’s face in the gloom: the strong line of her nose, the soft curve of her mouth, the dark pools of her eyes. “Okay,” she conceded. “I was thinking… this is good.”

    Karkat let out a soft, exasperated huff of air. “More of your famously vague pronouncements. Define your terms, Strider. What is ‘good’?”

    “You,” Dove said, because in the intimate democracy of the dark, she could speak in plain truths. “Here. With me. The grocery store wars and the stupid tantrums and the hair-petting. It’s… good.”

    Karkat was quiet for a long moment. The only sound was the whisper of the fan and the faint, rhythmic sigh of their breathing. Then she shifted, moving closer, tucking her head beneath Dove’s chin, her forehead pressing against Dove’s collarbone. Her voice, when it came, was small and hushed, stripped of all its defensive armor. “Yeah. It is.” A pause. “For the record, you’re my favorite thing, too. Even when you're the worst sometimes.”

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    05 Jan 2026

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    A conversion of Sburb/Sgrub/Sbluhbluh into 5e Dungeons and Dragons. Project concluded, for a given definition.

    Also, lots of references. References everywhere.

    This work is not supported by Wizards of the Coast or Andrew Hussie. All rights reserved to Wizards of the Coast and Andrew Hussie for their respective intellectual properties, copyrights, and other such legally owned properties. This work is a non-profit amusement created by one person with far too much time and far too little understanding of copyright laws.

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    26 Nov 2025

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    “Why me?” The question was simple enough, but it rattled him to his core. He’d been the last pick most of his life, last for sports or group assignments. Even those who cared for him waited until the very last moment to talk to him. To tell him what was going on. Had he ever really had a choice? Knowledge had been his power, what he sought out as a boy.

    Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London, takes a bath.

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    08 Oct 2025

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    Need, he thought sourly; such a useful tool. But so dangerous, and so fickle. One could easily discover they hadn’t ever needed something they thought they’d die without, or that they’d needed something all along and never realized until it’d gone away.

    Jonathan was driving him out into the countryside to kill him. And Edward was letting him.

    What the hell had he gotten himself into?

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    29 Sep 2025