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While tackling one of the remaining wings of Malfoy Manor, Hermione and Draco get trapped in a room that has clearly been prepared for a Beltane fertility ritual.
Better yet: the Manor won’t let them out until they fuck right.
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04 Jul 2026
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While some people might think Draco simps for a certain cam girl, it’s a label with which he wholeheartedly disagrees.
Would a simp drop everything as soon as he receives a notification that she’s starting a live stream? Likely. Would a simp find himself getting an erection the moment she posts new photos or videos? Maybe. Would a simp leave tips that are larger than some people’s car note, several times a week? Not a chance.
Honestly, simps could never dream of supporting their favourite content creator the way Draco does, and if he’s emptying one of his bank accounts in the process…
Well, that’s his business. He can afford it and he’s perfectly content with investing into this online relationship, even if there’s no chance of it ever going anywhere.
Then, the best and worst thing possible happens:
He meets his dream girl, in real life.
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02 Jul 2026
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The war is over and Hermione Granger is back at Hogwarts for its first ever eighth year to complete her studies, write her N.E.W.T.s, and finally move on with her life. And everything is going more or less according to plan.
That is, until she’s paired up with Draco Malfoy for her end of year potions project, and she discovers he’s no longer the bully she once knew.
He’s something far more dangerous.
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thistlethreadd has created an absolutely incredible movie trailer for Unidentified Hybrid that perfectly captures the atmosphere of the story. Have a look!
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Not convinced Zombie!Draco is for you?!
He’s not your typical zombie — not by a long shot. Think iZombie meets Twilight meets Warm Bodies.
Which is to say, our zombie boy is full of angst and longing, and puppy dog love. And providing he's *well fed* he’s perfectly capable of passing for a normal human being.
Or mostly normal.
Apart from all the smelling and licking, that is.
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01 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger is tired of being everyone’s gracious War Hero. Luckily, there’s one person at Hogwarts she’s allowed to be horrible to, guilt-free: Draco Malfoy, who is so busy trying to be perfect and rehabilitate his family name that he hasn’t noticed the closest he comes to actually enjoying himself is whenever she’s being horrible to him.
They’re going to make eighth year completely unbearable for each other. And McGonagall is going to make them pay for it—together.
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Or: The Parent Trap's enemies-to-forced-proximity-to-friends-to-house-swap arc, minus (STAY WITH ME) the part where it's all in service of children getting their problematic parents back together.
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30 Jun 2026
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Hermione has bad luck with dating, always getting her heart broken. She keeps showing up at her handsome neighbor Draco's door in a puddle of tears, until one day he can't take it anymore.
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Age gap AU, soft Hermione and a Draco who takes charge after he realizes Hermione needs a firm hand
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10 Jun 2026