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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
I definitely agree that he’s a cuddler, he’d be so exhausted and need all the love he could get. but then his compulsions kick in and he’ll feel icky from sweating and want a shower or relax in a bath. 9/10 you join him and he’ll hug into you, so needy. his fave aftercare is when you wash his hair, loves the feeling of your fingers running through his hair.
B - Body Part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
I don’t think Ed likes anything about himself, especially when he is single. he’s completely blackpilled and convinced himself no one loves him because (he thinks) he’s ugly. but when he met you he had a little more confidence. whatever compliments you gave him he ran with it and decided that was his best features.
as for his partner, he’s totally a titties man. and I mean that in a gender-neutral way. this mf loves sucking nipples and rubbing anything that is squishy; whether that be boobs or pecks. he doesn’t care about size, he just likes the touch and being coddled under them. can see him liking thighs too, gripping onto them while he gives you head.
C - Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
I don’t think he has a breeding kink per say, but he definitely hates it when cum gets messy. he likes to keep it contained, neat, yknow? whether that be cumming inside you or in your mouth, or in the dips of your stomach. he’s so ashamed of it, but I can see him also liking the taste of his own cum. it turns him on sm when he finishes off in your mouth and you pull him into a kiss, gliding your cum-covered tongue over his.
D - Dirty Secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
this man is fucking nuts. in his own sexual realm he is one kinky motherfucker. he has probabally wanked off to every kink/fetish video you can think of, even if he’s not into it. I can see him being the type of guy to masturbate just because he’s bored (when he’s single).
but the most explanatory secret he has is that everytime he succeeds in doing a riddler task, Ed goes home and blows the biggest load ever. he thrives off his own success. the rush of pride he gets from being the riddler turns him on and makes him feel less shitty about himself. so, in a way, his dirty secret is he’ll jerk himself off everytime he succeeds at something. and if he has a partner, this bleeds into a praise kink. this man just wants to be a genius at everything, he needs to be praised 24/7 bc of his crippling fear of failure.
E - Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
you gotta laugh. i genuinely do see him as a virgin, or at least a half-virgin. he’s either never had sex and is completely touched starved or someone gave him a pity-blowjob in college and he’s been chasing that high ever since. he has no idea what he’s doing when he has proper sex for the first time. he gets so pent up and has all this energy but his execution is god-awful. on the other hand, he’s a quick learner ;^)
you’ll say stuff like “is that all you got? you’re so fucking pathetic” and he gets so fucking hard when you insult him and he’s so ashamed of it. he’ll whine like a little bitch when you degrade him because all he wants is your approval. he’s definitely a sub that strives to be a dom, i think after he loses his virginity and gives into his sub status he’ll want to experiment more and try out dominance (especially as the riddler, but i’ll get into that soon)
F - Favorite Position (this goes without saying)
as edward nashton, this man loves cowgirl. watching your body parts bounce as you ride him into oblivion. drives him absolutely nuts. you’ll pin his thighs down to stop him from rutting and it makes him beg and whimper. overall though this man is an oral man, he gets so hard when you face-fuck him. pinned against a wall and let you use his mouth to please you. he just wants to make you feel good; gets so proud of himself when he makes you cum.
as the riddler however, doggy all the way. all that pent up energy he has he can take it out when he’s on top. he’ll prompt one leg up and have his boot right in front of your face as he drills into you. his thrusts are a little sloppy because even though he’s being dom, he’s still so needy and desperate and just wants to please you. he especially loves doggy when he lifts your face up to his and he breaths down your neck and whispers dirty shit into your ear.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
if you count riddles as humorous, then yes. you both love to tease each other with riddles; if you get the answer right, they’ll continue to please you, etc. overall i think the riddler/edward is on the serious side, because they’ll just bask in your body and be absolutely infatuated by it that no jokes come to mind; their mind is just full of smut.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
carpet matches the drapes i assume. i think if edward is single he’ll not really bother with shaving, maybe take a pair of craft scissors to trim it down if it gets too wild. in a relationship though, he’ll be all prim and proper. he’s the type of guy to get a nice haircut before a date. even though his apartment is an absolute mess, i think ed is pretty intricate with his personal hygiene, since he grew up in an orphanage without much hot water and time to bathe so he doesn’t take it for granted.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
the sexual aspect takes a little getting use to. i bet he googles things like “how to be good at sex” or tries to imitate porn. when he discovers none of that works, he either goes with what he’s into or what you’re into. commication is a big thing for him, since he has an obsession with knowing the truth. so if you like a certain fetish/kink and you’re too embarrassed to tell him, he wants to know.
when in a relationship he has that mentality of “how am i with this person? i don’t deserve them” so when he has the privilege of being able to rail you (or get railed) everynight, he definitely does not take it for granted.
the romantic aspect; borderlines on crazy (i mean, what did u expect?). like what he did for batman, he’ll leave you valentine-like love cards with riddles and puns. just leaves you notes constantly. also his compliments and endearments are… a little different. he’ll say things like “i can’t stop staring at you” / “you’re so gorgeous i’m gonna kms!!!!” he is completely infatuated with you. can also see him being the type to say “if i was a gremlin with no limbs and only spoke in latin would u still love me?” and if you said no he’d literally cry.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
impulsive wanker alert! yeah ed’s got a lot of tension to release. although i think he’d also let himself pent up throughout the day so his release is more satisfy. DEFINITELY asks for permission to cum if he’s in a relationship. would give you free reign to give him a handjob instead of masturbating, he’d feel like he was cheating on you if he touched himself sorta thing. and when you’re not in the mood or you want to tease him he just endures it bc that little perv loves how worked up he gets.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
MASK KINK (x1000). this insecure little pumpkin pie loves fucking you in his riddler get-up. especially when he wants to be dominant. going full roleplay, when he’s riddler, watching you be absolutely mesmerised in his change in confidence. he probs borderlines into breathplay too since that boi be PANTING when he has that mask on. loves it when you’re being bratty and snarky, giving him excuses to grab your face, fuck you harder, say how naughty you are. “why can’t you be good for me, huh? be good a slut for me.”
without the riddler get up tho, he’s just the complete opposite. so submissive, wanting to be praised and coddled by you. if you call him a ‘good boy’ he just melts. and he LOVES being overstimulated, his squirms and whines embarrass him but the complete euthoria he feels cancels it out.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
likes to be contained inside, not much of an outdoor person (bc he’s such a hermit lol). when he’s being dommed he likes to be comfortable, being surrounded in pillows and blankets on the bed or on the couch. if he’s in the mood for roughness he loves being pinned against the wall, slamming his head back and scratching into the wallpaper when you give him a mind-blowing blowjob. or have his knees completely bruised from the hardwood floor when he’s knelt down and obediant for you.
also likes to be indoors when a dom too. he’ll give you the same treatment as he likes when he’s subbing. he’d have the strength to lift you and fuck you against the wall.
if he was to ever do it anywhere other than his apartment/hotel room, he definitely has fantasies of railing you and eating you out in his accountant office. muffling your moans, or muffling his moans. but since he has to be lowkey in work, he’d never have the confidence to actually do that.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
honestly? anything. you could laugh and the tone of your laugh could give him a boner. overall i think your voice/lips can turn him on. he likes to admire your lips when you’re talking, fully desperate for you to kiss him and throve your tongue down his throat. he’ll just get a random hard on and you’ll notice and say “you need help with that?” and he’s all “yesyesyes, please, thankyou, ily.” and that’s him ready.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
y'all are gonna hate me for this, and i hate myself for it too, but i just don’t think this man likes to be pegged. if he wants dicked down then sure he’ll take the real thing. i just think his submissiveness is centered around worshipping your body. he wants you to have all the pleasure, not him. he justs wants his body to be used as a human flesh toy and that’s enough to get him off. maybe if you ask him nicely …
when in the riddler costume (dom) he’s not into daddy shit. he’d be like “why you calling me daddy? i’m the fucking riddler bitch.” so yeah if you were to give him any dom pet name, he’d want you to call him the riddler. none of that beta shit, he’d say.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
if you were to ask this man where the clit, g-spot, etc was before losing his virginity, he’d have no idea. but like i said, he’s a quick learner. finding your weak spot is the most satisfying riddle he’s ever solved, hands down. prefers giving you head, but as the riddler he’s parcial to face-fucking you now and then.
he’d absolute ravish you when giving head, having a mental note of your preferences and weak spots. he’ll do the thing where he moans into you, the waves of his sounds mimicing a vibrator. and it’d drive you crazy. he’d do it subconsciously at first, because he can’t hold in his moans, but once he picks up how much it sends you over the edge; he’d use it against you til the test of time.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
ed is needy and sloppy, his thrusts are rutty; short but quick. he loves his cock being deep into you as humanly possible, feeling every inch of you.
riddler is still sloppy, but more rough. again, loves being deep inside you, taking pauses inbetween to completely bury himself into you. when he’s slow, his thrusts are still hard. when he goes fast, the bed is rattling.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
he doesn’t like to do them often, since he savours every sexual moment with you. but y'know, he’s got a busy life, working a 9-5 and being the riddler and all. if he knows his neediness will get in the way of his work, he’ll be agreeable to a quick release. “please, just 5 minutes, i need you so much. i promise i’ll be quick”
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
i think he will be pretty set in his ways. would only try something out if he witnesses a technique that blows his mind. overall he’ll just be “we do what i’m into, we do what you’re into. that’s enough”
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
he may look weak, but this man has some stamina!! prefers to pent himself up rather than cum multiple times, just so the orgasm is better. but, if he ends up passing a few rounds, i think he’d last around 3 before passing out from exhaustion with a grin on his face.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
i think ed/riddler is more of a sexual attire/costume guy than a toy owner. likes his partner to wear cute/sexy clothes; definitely a sucker for thigh highs. toys though … idk. i think his pride would get in the way. he wants to make you cum, not some electric thing plugged into the wall. this mf would fr get jealous of an inanimate object.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
as a sub he is way too obedient to tease, if he ever did by accident he will apologise repeatedly and hate himself for it (but gladly let you punish him).
he gets more turned on when you tease him. both ed/riddler would love you riling him up by wearing skimpy clothes around the house, deliberately dropping something so you can pick it up and show your ass. leaning over him so your bare leg grazes over his crotch. would drive him absolutely insane.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
he is so loud. as the riddler he at least has the advantage of the mask muffling his grunts, he’ll groan in your ear so it doesn’t echo throughout the room and bounce off the walls.
ed is hand clamped around his mouth, screaming type of loud. especially when you’re edging him or if he’s pented himself throughout the day, or for more than a day. his moans turning into manic giggles when the pleasure consumes him.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
two words. duct tape. i’ll leave it to the imagination ;^)
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
DAD BOD EDWARD. DAD BOD EDWARD. I’M ADVOCATING FOR IT AND YOU CANNOT STOP ME!! (it’s basically canon anyways so) definitely had some meat on him pre-riddler. but then when he realised he’s gotta be semi-strong if he wants to murder people, he starts working out a little. after some push-ups and cargo, his arms developed a little muscle, his shoulders got broader, but everything else looked the same physically.
not the hairiest guy, his body hair is blond. was never successful when it came to growing a beard, probs had a phase were he was insecure about that bc his 'baby-face’ makes him less of a chad.
for the downstairs area however … i’m in the general smutty opinion that i think he’s average size but got hella girth. again, he was really insecure about his size since he compared himself to corn, but when he seen how much he pleased you; it fuelled his ego to 100. you say stuff like “god you’re stretching me out so much, eddie” it sends him to cloud nine.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
gonna be blunt here, but he is a needie slut. seems to constantly be aroused by you it’s concerning.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
to around it all up, like i said in aftercare, i think ed favours aftercare and likes to have it in the shower. after the shower tho, he is so passing out on the bed, his arms wrapped around you.