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(A screenshot of someone's Tumblr dashboard. The person who reblogged the first post is using an icon of Lightning from Final Fantasy.)
(The post is a screenshot of comments from the comment sections of various websites. In each instance, the commenter uses the username 'BetterOffRed' and says only, "come to gotham and say it to our faces".)
(An icon of a galaxy.) VoidButt posted:
whenever anyone writes a negative article about Bruce Wayne this guy shows up in the comments
(An icon of a clockwork spider.) SteamedPunk posted:
This man is a hero and the city of Gotham supports him.
(An icon of Amethyst from Steven Universe.) GasLampGorgeous posted:
Theory: BetterOffRed is actually Batman. Even online he defends our values.
(icon) CoolGuyCrush posted:
why is everyone in gotham so protective of bruce wayne. he's a billionaire. he doesn't need you to defend him.
(An icon of a cityscape.) TheRadQueen posted:
yeah i'm like??? genuinely confused?????? like y'all talk all day about revolution or whatever the fuck but here comes a rich white man and you're all over his dick about what a cinnamon roll he is like bruce wayne gives a fuck about you
(An icon of Pearl from Steven Universe.) SucksToYourASMR posted:
I've blogged about it before but when I was in the hospital after my suicide attempt, Bruce Wayne came to see me even when my family wouldn't. He had no idea who I was, but he asked if we could talk and then he just... hung out. For three hours. He made me laugh for the first time in months. He paid for all of my treatment even though I didn't ask. I asked a nurse and she told me that he just does that. He just shows up and talks to people, people like me that don't have anyone to talk to. He still emails me every couple of weeks to make sure I'm doing okay. Bruce Wayne gave a fuck about me when no one else did and you're goddamn right I'll defend him.
(An icon of Stiles from Teen Wolf.) TheyAreBrothersYouAnimals posted:
when i was a kid whenever i asked for toys my mom would be like "do i look like a wayne to you?" so finally i wrote a letter addressed to "a wayne" asking if he could buy me the motorcycle barbie. i walked to his house after school so i could put it in his mailbox. the cops picked me up because mom called them when i didn't get home on time. like a week later we got a crate of barbies. there were like a hundred barbies. mom was so embarrassed she never said that again and i was the coolest kid in elementary school.
(An icon of a Squirtle's face.) HenchKing posted:
I was having a breakdown at a coffee shop during finals week and Bruce Wayne bought me a latte and helped me understand three months worth of material on variances in twenty minutes. I don't even know what he was doing there. I was so relieved I didn't even ask.
(An icon of a portrait of Errol Flynn.) PopCultureReference posted:
I was also a precocious child, and when I was a Daisy Scout my parents were really determined that I should sell my cookies door to door, the old fashioned way. I could immediately tell that this would involve much more exercise and interacting with the public than I was comfortable with. My solution? The Wayne mansion. A nice old man answered the door, and let me explain why I was there, and then went and got Mr. Wayne. Who preceded to order 299 boxes of Thin Mints and a box of Samoas.
(A hot pink icon of a mushroom and Princess Peach.) KartKween posted:
... why just the one box of samoas, tho
(An icon of a portrait of Errol Flynn.) PopCultureReference posted:
When I asked him he just stared off into the distance and said, "Someday you'll understand." That day still has not come.
(An icon of a ham.) RightSangFrang
Has everyone in Gotham met Bruce Wayne???
(An icon of an anime girl.) TomBakersDozen
I've lived here my whole life and I've never met him :c
(A hot pink icon of a mushroom and Princess Peach.) KartKween posted:
try standing around with cookies looking sad
(An icon of Roadhog from Overwatch.) RainbowRoadHog posted:
As an experiment I opened the window to my apartment and yelled (All-caps for emphasis) why won't Bruce Wayne be my friend (End caps.). Someone across the street shouted (All-Caps) because your head looks like a hamster cage! (I have cyberlocks). I didn't get a good look but they were wearing a suit. I don't know what this proved.
(An icon of SpongeBob in drag.) WeenieHutGeneral posted:
i will defend him with my life
(An icon of Daphne and Shaggy kissing from Mystery, Inc.) OregonHappyTrail posted:
You never hear people in other cities tell stories like this.
(An icon of the logo of the band Kansas) CitiesThatAreAlsoBands posted:
That's because if Luthor went around town unguarded all of Metropolis would take turns kicking him in the balls
(An icon of an attractive man drawn by Tom of Finland.) WeedHorse69 posted:
oliver queen hit on my mom once
(An icon of a bee.) WalkOnWalkOff posted:
Remember that time Bruce Wayne bought a rec center and said he'd only build a new one if someone beat him in a dance-off, but then it turns out he was never going to dance and he was always going to build a new on and he just thought it would be funny if a bunch of people started angrily dancing in the parking lot
(An icon of Marilyn Munroe.) RetroHyperactive posted:
I can't tell if you're joking
(An icon of a bee.) WalkOnWalkOff posted:
Link: Source
(An icon that looks like a color wheel.) QueerColorWheel posted:
is gotham even real
(An icon of someone dressed as Superman, who is definitely not Christopher Reeve.) MetaFanboy posted:
I met Bruce Wayne skydiving and I didn't want to be a creepy nerd so I just complimented his watch. He ended up giving me the watch and it turned out to be worth $20,000.
(An icon of some generic hot guy, I don't remember who.) ButtManteau posted:
my middle school canceled classes once because an endangered bird was hanging out in the quad. a bunch of us showed up anyway because bruce wayne was sitting on a table watching a bird with binoculars. it wasn't even a cool bird. we thanked him for getting us out of class and he gave us a thumbs-up.
(An icon of Lightning from Final Fantasy.) ThunderReturns posted:
this was a wild ride from start to finish
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(A photoset of two pictures. On the left is a photograph from GQ of Bruce Wayne (looking suspiciously like John Hamm) in a three-piece suit, standing in a swimming pool. He is wearing sunglasses and smiling. On the right is a candid photo of a disheveled Bruce Wayne (still suspiciously Hammy) with heavy stubble, wearing a wrinkled button-up and standing in front of the stove in someone's kitchen. He is holding a beer bottle up to his mouth. There is another beer bottle in his pocket, and a comically long straw is going from the pocket bottle into his mouth. He appears to be drinking from it while staring into the middle-distance.)
(An icon of a rainbow on a pastel pink background) ChudLife
get you a man who can do both
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