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    When Chad gets abandoned on the Isle by his grandfather in an ill-fated assassination attempt, he makes the most of things. He had planned to keep to himself, but then a certain blond pirate catches his eye and he knew he was doomed.

    While he had no intention of creating a new identity or slowly taking over the Isle, that’s what ends up happening, though it’s definitely worth it for the friends he makes along the way.

    Also known as: That time Chad built an army, got a harem, and finally got friends in the most unconventional way possible.

    Also, also known as: Harry’s no good, very bad, excessively sexy life and trials of dealing with the nuisance that is Chad oblivious Charming.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    When Audrey breaks up with Chad (well, not really, you have to date in order to break up), the prince finds himself at a loss. He needs to date a princess to make his grandfather happy, but he’d never been with anyone besides Audrey. Cue Evie, who is smart and sweet and talented and seemed to like Chad for some reason, so maybe there was hope for him after all? He wasn’t sure, but he was willing to give it a shot for Evie.

    Also known as – that time Chad got out of a toxic relationship and accidentally stumbled into a healthy one, confusing VKs left and right with his earnest dedication.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    In Auradon, Harry Hook is hopeless.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Before his third year of Hogwarts has even begun, Harry faces three whole weeks of unsupervised time in Diagon Alley. In that time he takes a trip to Gringotts - and that changes everything.

    Burdened with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic, and manipulating far more than he ever thought possible, Harry doesn't know who he can trust; but he knows he can't keep going that way. There's a whole world of lore and politics and history to catch up on, and the more he learns, the more Harry realises his true place in the world, and how much is being kept hidden from him. All the while, Dumbledore's twinkling eyes are constantly watching, and Harry can't let on how much he knows.

    With help from unexpected places, Harry starts on a journey to end the war, and reshape the wizarding world. With how much he looks like James Potter, people have forgotten one important thing about him - he is Lily Evans' son, and she was one hell of a witch.

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    28 May 2026

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    What if Sirius decided to stay in England and deliver on his promise to raise Harry instead of hiding somewhere sunny? Changes abound with that one decision...

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    19 May 2026