AwkwardnessAtItsFinest



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    Luca should go.

    He knows he should go, and he knows that his right foot takes a half-step back, but—

    Shane makes a terrible sound that will haunt Luca’s dreams for the rest of his life, and then he hisses, “You’re the one who got rock hard because a kid who has a crush on you called you papa in front of the press.”

    Then, Ilya laughs, and shoves inside.

    “And you’re the one who’s about to come just because I called him mama.”

    This definitely isn’t what Freud was talking about.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “I can’t,” Simon pleaded, voice breaking. “Fuck, Ryland, I can’t, I can’t—”
    “Even if I want you to?” Grace asked, and Simon’s breath caught in his chest. “Let go, Simon. Whatever you want to do to me, I’m game.”
    “Don’t say that. Fuck, don’t say that. You don’t know what you’re asking for.”
    “Don't discredit me. I know what I want.”
    Simon jerked away from him with a snarl. “You’re gonna get hurt. I can’t control myself.”
    “Then let me help you.

    Four months ago, the Eridians found a human welded into a metal box on the bottom of an ocean made of human blood, and somehow that's not the weirdest thing about the man. Even after they let him out of quarantine, he doesn't talk much, and Grace keeps a cordial but distant relationship with him--until he gets sick with some mystery illness and Grace gets tasked with helping him recover, because surely he knows what to do. (Spoiler alert: he doesn't. But he figures it out.)

    Chapter 1: relatively innocent sick fic
    Chapter 2: *laughs*

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Exactly what it says on the tin. The Eridian scientists haven’t synthesized testosterone yet so Grace gets his period and Simon is very normal about it.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    After a few months aboard the Hail Mary, Simon notices some of Grace's odd habits. He and Rocky team up to make sure their favourite molecular biologist is taken care of.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Bloody Mary Swap AU!

    Simon has a recently rescued Ryland Grace on his ship. Grace was odd; clingy, talkative, and is certain Simon is some sort of savior. Simon doesn’t know how to deal with the sudden affection, and he says things he doesn’t really mean.

    Inspired by egg_soups on instagram

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    30 Jun 2026