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Luca should go.
He knows he should go, and he knows that his right foot takes a half-step back, but—
Shane makes a terrible sound that will haunt Luca’s dreams for the rest of his life, and then he hisses, “You’re the one who got rock hard because a kid who has a crush on you called you papa in front of the press.”
Then, Ilya laughs, and shoves inside.
“And you’re the one who’s about to come just because I called him mama.”
This definitely isn’t what Freud was talking about.
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02 Jul 2026
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phoenix in the fire by seacowboy032 (ev_kingston)
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
17 May 2026
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“I can’t,” Simon pleaded, voice breaking. “Fuck, Ryland, I can’t, I can’t—”
“Even if I want you to?” Grace asked, and Simon’s breath caught in his chest. “Let go, Simon. Whatever you want to do to me, I’m game.”
“Don’t say that. Fuck, don’t say that. You don’t know what you’re asking for.”
“Don't discredit me. I know what I want.”
Simon jerked away from him with a snarl. “You’re gonna get hurt. I can’t control myself.”
“Then let me help you.”Four months ago, the Eridians found a human welded into a metal box on the bottom of an ocean made of human blood, and somehow that's not the weirdest thing about the man. Even after they let him out of quarantine, he doesn't talk much, and Grace keeps a cordial but distant relationship with him--until he gets sick with some mystery illness and Grace gets tasked with helping him recover, because surely he knows what to do. (Spoiler alert: he doesn't. But he figures it out.)
Chapter 1: relatively innocent sick fic
Chapter 2: *laughs*READ THE TAGS
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- Part 1 of bite-verse
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01 Jul 2026
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I want to hold you close by Wringing-hands-like-a-cartoon-villain (Puppyinabox)
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
20 May 2026
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Exactly what it says on the tin. The Eridian scientists haven’t synthesized testosterone yet so Grace gets his period and Simon is very normal about it.
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01 Jul 2026
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Subterfuge by i_saw_seven_birds
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
08 Jun 2026
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After a few months aboard the Hail Mary, Simon notices some of Grace's odd habits. He and Rocky team up to make sure their favourite molecular biologist is taken care of.
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01 Jul 2026
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I’m Sorry, Darling, It’s All New to Me by Ship_has_sailed09
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
07 Jun 2026
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Bloody Mary Swap AU!
Simon has a recently rescued Ryland Grace on his ship. Grace was odd; clingy, talkative, and is certain Simon is some sort of savior. Simon doesn’t know how to deal with the sudden affection, and he says things he doesn’t really mean.
Inspired by egg_soups on instagram
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30 Jun 2026
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The Luxury to be Languid by ValeWright42
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
16 Jun 2026
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Waking up slowly in his husbands arms and luxuriating in the calm and quiet morning - no rush to be anywhere, no hurry to get anything done - must surely be paradise all on it's own. He wants to bask in it, let himself be utterly consumed, like an overindulgent hedonist.
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Simon begs Ryland to sit on his face.
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29 Jun 2026
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green thumb by fourever_sk8r
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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Simon was, as usual, hard at work in the garden. Ryland had known that--Simon had told him that morning, after bringing him breakfast and kissing him on the cheek and making Ryland promise not to spend all day at his desk. The greenhouse was also kept more humid than the rest of the biodome. Ryland also knew this--the point of the greenhouse was to give the plants the best possible environment to grow while letting the rest of the biodome stay at a comfortable temperature and humidity for the two humans. The xenonite walls trapped heat and moisture inside, giving the plants inside the best shot at sprouting. Ryland knew all of this, very well, in fact, but knowing was not nearly enough to prepare Ryland for the sight outside the kitchen window.
aka: ryland gets so turned on by seeing Simon work that he needs to get fucked right there in the garden
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29 Jun 2026
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Out Of My Mind, Still In My Bones by Anonymous_Astronaut
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
21 Jun 2026
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Quick little hurt/comfort one shot of Simon and Grace’s married life on Erid and the long term effects of Grace’s trauma
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29 Jun 2026
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Indomitable Grace by thepossumwrites
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
27 Jun 2026
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The Blood Eel only knows pain and isolation in its world. Others have come searching for answers, only to learn in the end that death is the only one that matters. But then it meets Simon. As it unmakes him it catches a glimpse of something its never seen before, Happiness. It wants to learn about it, yet Simon doesn't know it. It goes to throw him away, but then he utters a prayer.
Hail Mary, full of Grace
The Blood Eel searches the cosmos and comes across The Hail Mary, occupied by Ryland Grace, and it decides this is what Simon was asking for. So it obliges.
What follows is the story of two lost souls coming together in a cosmic event, learning together to live, to love, to be happy. All while The Blood Eel looks on, insuring it continues to learn, one way or another.
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27 Jun 2026
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An Everlasting Itch For Things Remote by Chrissy22
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026)
21 Jun 2026
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“Is the alien…dangerous?” he asks slowly.
“No! No, no he’s my friend, he’s - uh, well, the engineer of the Hail Mary,” says Grace. “Look, I’m just saying that - he’s gonna wake up soon, and we don’t need to tell him about how our first meeting went. We can gloss over the whole ‘tackle me to the ground and scare the daylights out of me’ thing. I won’t tell if you won’t.”
Simon is 90% sure this is going to come back to bite him in the form of blackmail but he nods anyways, because it sure as hell sounds like Grace is implying Simon will be allowed to stay a while longer.
Rocky sleeps through the absolute shitshow that is Simon and Grace’s first meeting. It’s probably for the best.
Despite it all, it will be the start of beautiful friendship.Bookmarked by AwkwardnessAtItsFinest
26 Jun 2026
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I Might Have [Loved You] by TwistyTrash
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026)
02 Jul 2026
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Nothing's given without a price, and Simon has just figured out what life in paradise will cost.
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AKA: Grace tries to give Simon everything he could ever want while living on Erid, and Simon thinks it only lasts so long as he gives Grace what he wants.
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26 Jun 2026
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Only Natural by SciroccO (SciroccoOrion)
Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. (TV), Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud
27 Nov 2025
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Georgewood wet dreams. That's it, that's the plot.
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08 Jun 2026
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“I was complimenting you, George,” Lockwood chuckled, an unfamiliar grin on his face - too sharp, too biting.
George knew what Lockwood’s compliments felt like. He gave them freely enough, and they always filled George’s chest with a sort of fluttering pride. This felt…different. Like back when he was still in school, and he would spot the other boys across the yard, laughing with each other, their glances cutting over to him. He knew he was the butt of the joke, even if he didn’t understand why.
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Lockwood comes home from a job, and something is wrong.
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05 Jun 2026
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In December 1977, Regulus Black did something brave. He ran.
With nothing but a wand he couldn’t use, a bag of money, and a desperate hope for survival, Regulus escaped into the muggle world mere days before his Death Eater initiation.
Against all odds, he’s taken in by three muggle artists who live loudly and love fiercely. Through them, Regulus discovers acting. And he’s good at it. Too good.
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Six years later, Sirius and James walk into a London cinema and see Regulus’s face, six feet tall, staring back at them from the screen.
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- Part 1 of The Regulus Star + extras
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28 Apr 2026
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Sirius thought James had locked himself out of the flat again. That's why he picked up the phone at half past three in the morning. "I swear to god Prongs if you're just pissed I'm going to fight you." There was quiet on the other end. Frowning, he finally looked at the screen.
Unknown Number
"Oh fuck. I'm so sorry, I thought this was my roommate."
"S'okay. That's James right? He probably deserved that."
"Reggie?"
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25 Apr 2026
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The Mask Of The Fearful Is Being Feared Themselves by Lextrow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Oct 2025
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Sirius," Remus sighed tiredly. "I'm not going to fight with you, I'm not going to leave. I know you're not actually angry, this won't work on me."
"Not actually angry? I'm fucking livid! You're apparently so fucking stupid that you can't even grasp the concept that if someone slits their own wrists they don't want to survive it!"
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- Part 27 of Angstober (2025)
- Part 29 of Bedtime Stories
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25 Apr 2026
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- Part 28 of Angstober (2025)
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25 Apr 2026
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He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not (He Loves Me?) by Lextrow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Dec 2025
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- Part 36 of Bedtime Stories
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25 Apr 2026
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Regulus had always been too much for Maman. Too loud, too emotional, too needy. Too much to be loved.
He tried. He tried to be quiet, tried to stay calm, tried to melt into the shadows, tried to keep to himself. But nothing could make up for the fact that his very existence annoyed her.
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25 Apr 2026
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foreign object by SciroccO (SciroccoOrion)
Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud, Lockwood & Co. (TV)
12 Oct 2025
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Why am I still alive?
He didn’t realize he’d spoken aloud until he felt Lucy’s chuckle, breath gusting over his throat.
“Because Lockwood rescued you.”
Well shit. Now he owed that prancing, preening cock his life.
“Should’ve just let me die,” he muttered.
“George thought so. But it was two against one.”
She inched closer, nuzzling along the line of his jaw. Something was jumping up and down at the back of Kipps’ mind, one lone little brain cell telling him that he should really be panicking about now, but he couldn’t quite remember why.
“George did patch you up, though,” she was saying over the buzz of his rising anxiety, “made sure you wouldn’t bleed to death. I can do more, but Lockwood insisted it had to be your choice.”
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10 Apr 2026