Celestial_Cellulite



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    Nicky is well aware that he might get brutally murdered for what he’s about to do, but if it all goes well, then his death will be the turning point in helping his stabby, possibly depressed cousin and his alcoholic friend find the loves of their lives, and that, to Nicky, is a cause worth dying for.

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    Jean and Neil move in next door to The Monsters, and no one can decide if they're a couple or not. Nicky makes solving this case his personal mission, because as much fun as it is to watch Andrew and Kevin pine over the mysterious neighbors, Nicky is positive that those two aren't dating.

    Positive.

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    The doctor took a pause, which Nathaniel was able to use to ask, “what about my leg?”

    The two pigs had the audacity to look surprised. The doctor looked over at them with a hint of confusion. “You didn’t tell him?”

    Towns shook his head as Browning said, “you told us not to.”

    Dr. Byrd nodded her head in approval and turned back to the bed. “Nathaniel…” she trailed off, reevaluating her words. “Would you mind if I sit?” and only after his own nod did she. “The damage done to your leg… it was unlike what most of the staff at this hospital had ever seen. The surgeons tried to save it, but…” She looked down at where his legs were and Nathaniel did too, only to feel himself pale at what he found.

    “The surgery took about three hours,” Dr. Byrd continued. “The only reason why it took so long was because the surgeons really did try to save your leg. They did. Amputations usually take only half that time. Eventually, Dr. McCoy called it. Because of the damage done to your leg, we couldn’t wake you up to ask. It had to go. I’m sorry.”

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    the one where neil goes to baltimore and comes back missing a leg

    russian translation in notes

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    The worst part of it all was that he had felt so good about this step. He'd thought about it for weeks before he asked and Neil had been receptive.

    Now he's staring at scars on Neil that he had only ever seen in a mirror before. Scars that Neil would have told him about if Neil remembered anything about getting them.

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    Andrew spends most of his childhood thinking he is a psychopath. He is not. Andrew is, and always will be, just Andrew.

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