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Brienne lets it slip to her dear friend, Catelyn, that she's still a virgin. Soon, she finds herself in the office of a sex therapist, Dr. Melisandre, who's determined to break Brienne free from her guilt. Under instruction from Melisandre, she clicks on a live porn cam stream, and she falls down a rabbit hole of self discovery, sex, and Jaime Lannister.
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15 Jan 2026
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Ouroboros: Or, the Boy Who Bit Herself by RedPigeon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 May 2025
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There’s a reason they don’t teach this stuff.
There’s a reason magic this old tastes like blood.Hailey Black was born the night Harry Potter died.
She has his memories, his curse. But she is not him anymore.And the longer she walks this path, the more she wonders—
What did she really become?
Plot Divergence Note:
This story follows canon closely at first, with minor divergences in third year slowly ramping up from there:Third year: minor divergence, with the following summer completely different.
Fourth year: minor divergence, introduces more changes—also during the following summer.
Fifth year: major plot divergence begins slowly, including significant events during the summer.
Currently year four.
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- English
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- 171,902
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- 33/?
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18 Apr 2025
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if you shall permit it, i’d like to smooch your brain by Randomness_is_my_order
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
18 Mar 2025
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Naruto Uzumaki. Deadlast of their Academy class, famously known for his dumb-as-rocks personality, perpetually confused about the most basic mathematical operations had just said something undeniably... intelligent.
Shikamaru’s heart beat faster in his chest and he stared at Naruto.
As someone who was sexually attracted to intelligence, Shikamaru never in a million years thought that he would fall for Naruto, of all people.
Five times Shikamaru found Naruto extremely attractive and the one time he did something about it.
____Or Shikamaru is a raging sapiosexual and Naruto can be smart. Sometimes.
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- Part 2 of 5 + 1 = ∞
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- English
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- 21,089
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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15 Jan 2025
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When George hears that Harry is having a tough time after the war, he can’t help but want to do something about it. What better way to distract Harry than to invite him to help reopen their joke shop?
He didn’t anticipate falling in love along the way.
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- Part 1 of Close To You
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- English
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- 13/13
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12 Jan 2025
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Lily and James Potter emerge from their graves at midnight on November 1st, 1984 to a changed world. Together they must navigate the mess left behind following their murders and gain back the trust of their son.
JILY LIVES AU
There's some violence and general downer/angst but nothing super terrible, nothing explicit
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- Part 1 of everything together
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29 Nov 2024
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a splash of color (like no other) by writer_in_theory
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
13 May 2024
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When Sokka's soulflowers bloom red, he's sure the spirits have gotten something wrong. There's no way the spirits would match him with someone from the people who took away his parents.
When Zuko's soulflowers bloom blue, he knows he'll be lucky to last until adulthood.
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Soulmate AU where flowers bloom in the color of your soulmate's nation.
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18 Apr 2024
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It's then he decides that if Felix leaves him for the dogs tomorrow morning, he’d be happy to live in this memory forever. Even as a broken man, he’d savor these halcyon, golden fragments of him.
Or,
Oliver is truthful from the beginning.
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25 Jan 2024
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(In which Harry kind of struggles with the fact that he might be developing a sort of crush on George Weasley)
Don't mind if I crash here.'' George invites himself in, plopping onto the seat opposite to Harry. ''Fred's with Angelina and I'm starting to feel like he might have ingested one of our love potions.''
''Huh.'' Fred and Angelina. ''About time. What about you then? Katie Bell?''
''What?'' George echoes incredulously. ''What gave you that idea? She's as straight as the last time Gilderoy Lockhart cast that charm on you and removed all the bones in your arm.'' Harry nearly spits out his drink, coughing as it goes down his throat awkwardly. ''Accidentally walked in on her and Luna being all tongue-tied in the broom closet, if you get what I mean.'' He wiggles his eyebrows for added effect.
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13 Nov 2023
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“By the way, when’s your birthday?” Naruto asks. He’s still distracted by the books.
Another red flag showing, Sasuke’s hackles raise, and his instincts begin to scream flight. Why is this guy getting so personal with Sasuke when he hasn’t even agreed to move in?
Why is he getting so personal at all?
“Why?” Sasuke asks, incredulously.
“I wanna know your star sign.”
Naruto could be talking in tongues and Sasuke would still gift him with the same frown.
“I’m a leo.”
Naruto turns on the heel of his combat boots. “Sun, moon or rising?”
Oh no. Oh god.
He’s one of those.Sasuke is desperate for a new roommate, but when Naruto answers his ad, he has to wonder exactly how desperate he is. Naruto is obsessed with Sasuke's horoscope, keeps recommending he carry around different coloured rocks that are meant to bring him inner-peace and shit, and refuses to cook anything that once had a face. But Naruto is neat, polite, quiet, and pays his rent on time. Logically, besides offering to help align Sasuke’s chakras, he’s the ideal roommate.
And Sasuke wants to punch his face every time he sees him.
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29 Oct 2023
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Ten years after Neville Longbottom is hailed as the Boy-Who-Lived, Mary Potter enters the magical world as the daughter of Lord Voldemort’s most notorious followers. Mary is determined to hold her head high and prove that she deserves a place in the magical world—no matter how many people would love to see her fall.
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- Part 1 of our choices make us who we are
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31 Oct 2021
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He knows his name, Uzumaki Naruto, but what does it mean? Where does Uzumaki come from? Is that really even his name? It can’t be a standard name they give orphans, because even when he still stayed in the orphanage, he was the only one with that name. Plenty of kids had no last name at all, which makes it more believable that Uzumaki is his real family name.
But what does that mean? Who are the Uzumaki? Is he the only one left? How can he find out? Were his family shinobi? Merchants? Regular civilians?
He is determined to find out.
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And it kind of spirals from there in ways he never could have imagined. Who knew that posing a simple question would change his life zo dramatically?
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- Part 1 of What it means to be an Uzumaki AU
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- English
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- 176,175
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- 67/?
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28 Aug 2021
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Maybe it was arrogant of him but he always felt like he was destined for something more. There was something out there that was calling to him. He had no idea what it was, but it was always there in the back of his head telling him to run, to search.
aka: Feral Child with memory loss finds out he's a god. More at 10.
[discontinued; temp]
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- 15/?
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04 Apr 2021
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nothing to see here by VITRI0L
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, DreamSMP
01 Jul 2021
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Tommy gets adopted by Phil and he goes to live with him in a small, quaint town in Oregon where everyone is a little... strange? But, that’s just the way things go in the town called Gravity Falls.
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“Well, good! I’m glad,” Phil said and it sounded genuine, “I can’t wait to meet you tomorrow, Tommy!”
The blond teen had nothing to say to that.
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//TW:\\ Read the tags please
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- 34,235
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- 21/?
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22 Feb 2021
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"Do you know how to ice skate, Tommy?" Wil asked, gesturing ahead of them.
Tommy glanced forward, seeing Techno lacing up some skates while Phil held three other pairs. He shrugged.
"Well enough."
Tommy didn't know how to ice skate. He assumed he could manage alright, but that proved to be false as soon as he was on the ice. He'd never got the chance to try it before. His parents were never interested enough to teach him, if they even knew how. When they were home for the holidays, they usually spent the time indoors. It's probably why Tommy was so unaccustomed to the cold.
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- 31,160
- Chapters:
- 24/24
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22 Dec 2020
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what's a god to a nonbeliever? by Almas
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
11 Feb 2021
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It’s not that he’s “hung up on The Menace” as Dionysus so delicately put it. It’s just that it’s a bad idea. Awful, really. Percy Jackson’s got off-limits stamped across his pretty little forehead. If Zeus had sent Dionysus to that demigod camp over a nymph, then Poseidon would certainly toss him into Tartarus if he went near his son.
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- 20/?
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26 Nov 2020
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There was absolutely nothing about room number seven of St Andrew’s Home for Children that would suggest that the little girl who resided within its walls was abnormal in any way; and yet, Harry Evans was a very abnormal girl.
A tale in which Harry is Voldemort’s child.
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- 3/?
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14 Oct 2020
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When Snape forces Harry to partner with a Slytherin during potions, Harry finds common ground in an unexpected place.
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- 109,183
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- 16/?
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05 Sep 2020
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Sakura's insecurities and perfectionism. Sasuke's inherited arrogance and trust issues. Konoha's blatant ignorance and Naruto's attention-seeking qualities.
Kakashi really has his work cut out for him, doesn't he? He's already too attached to turn back and their issues are too alarming to ignore.
In which Hatake Kakashi meets and trains three nine-year-old academy students. Nine-year old academy students who blatantly failed Inoichi's yearly psyche evaluation. Nine-year-old academy students who silently watch while everyone else leaves the Academy hand in hand with their loving parents.
In which their story begins.
[DISCONTINUED WORK; CONTINUED SERIES]
[1-6: New People, New Lives]
[7-13: Helpless Systems and Situations]
[14-17: Feelings and Beginnings and Other Unimportant Matters]
[18-21: Kinda, Sorta Alright...Not Really]
{Chapter 4 is finally finished being rewritten!!}
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- Language:
- English
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- 35,963
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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12 Aug 2020
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Naruto was known throughout his village for a couple things. Besides the hatred and disgust that seemed to follow him everywhere, Naruto was known for his pranks and his volume. This resulted in him getting yelled at. A lot. It wasn’t as if they helped him either, whenever he asked someone to repeat themselves they just got angry and yelled at him. Then the same Adults who would yell at him for being too loud would look at kids who were older than him and even louder and they only ever shook their heads fondly saying something like “Kids…” in a nostalgic tone.
It wasn’t entirely his fault he was loud, though. It was just that everyone else was so quiet. Besides, how was he supposed to hear himself if he was as quiet as the rest of them? How was he supposed to hear them if they never spoke louder?
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- English
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- 82,461
- Chapters:
- 13/?
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11 May 2020
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Naruto discovered a name - her name, her name - in a book, and sparks a change in her attitude to life. She wouldn't be a cry-baby. She would kick ass like Uzumaki Mito and do her clan proud, starting with her poor chakra control - and ending... Well, where did all good kunoichi end?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 160,144
- Chapters:
- 43/43
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- 377
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21 Apr 2020