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  1. Rec *

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    Silly Vampires SMP oneshots that all take place in the same universe of fun and chaos.

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    12 May 2026

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    13 Mar 2026

  3. Rec 82

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    Scott has had these fledglings for less than 3 months, but if anything happened to them, he would kill everyone in Oakhurst and then stake himself.

    Aka: Fledglings are legit like newborn kittens and Scott is beefing with everyone not to kill his new family.

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    03 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 60

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    Thundercracker is captured by the autobots during a battle. When Megatron is less willing to trade for his release than the autobots hoped, Thundercracker ends up spending a while in autobot custody.

    Misconceptions on both sides of the war are revealed.

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    03 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    Starscream has always been an Autobot—loyal, brilliant, and painfully sincere.
    He never expected his spark to choose two Decepticons.

    When his relationship with Thundercracker and Skywarp comes to light—and worse, when he sparks from them—the Autobots fracture under suspicion and fear. Some see betrayal. Others see an innocent caught between factions. Starscream is locked away in the base “for his own safety,” while his body and spark struggle through an already dangerous transformation.

    As accusations fly and tempers rise, Optimus Prime fights to keep the Autobots from tearing themselves apart, while Ratchet stands firmly between Starscream and those who would condemn him—reminding them all that sparklings are not weapons, and love is not treason.

    With loyalties tested and trust hanging by a thread, Starscream must endure the consequences of a spark that refused to recognize enemy lines.

    Because sparks don’t care about factions.
    And neither does love.

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    03 Jan 2026