DistilledProtagonistsTears
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After you’ve known Matches Malone long enough, you get used to him telling you about his kids. Not that his kids know about it.
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- Part 16 of Stephanie Brown Works
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10 Jun 2026
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PJO omegaverse by Thissouptasteslikesoup
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
19 Oct 2025
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exactly what the series name says, but I want to change it to be something more creative at some point
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16 May 2026
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General Jocasta by BairnSidhe
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
03 May 2022
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Picture, if you will, a shiny new High General Obi-Wan who has just been given control of the GAR on the logic he's the only Jedi with war experience. Except he's never actually organized an army before, and he needs help.
Enter Co-High General Jocasta Nu, who runs the GAR like she would the Archive. Everything organized and cataloged, her precious Collection now expanded to include the entire GAR.
And well, she's a librarian....
The Sith never stood a chance.
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17 Apr 2026
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You would think it would be difficult to accidentally rob a bank! So did I.
(From a post by Feynites: “I’d like to see John Mulaney play a live action Riddler. But not, like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’.”)
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27 Mar 2026
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Ratcatchers: A Series of Standalone Fix-Its by darkbluedark
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Aug 2022
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Each work is an independent Harry Potter Fix-it involving, to various degrees of relevance, the capture and/or outing of Peter Pettigrew as Voldemort's spy.
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24 Feb 2026