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    A story about belonging, hurting, healing, and finding out that sometimes family is far more than the dust and blood that ties people together. When does a place become a home? And what makes a family?

    Or: Love doesn’t fix everything, but it definitely makes things better.

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    A series of oneshots about Underfell Papyrus and Frisk's lives together - featuring Dad Papyrus. I tend to write these out of order and then re-sort them into chronological order in the series. I suggest either starting with the prequel "How to be Kind" or the actual fic that started all the shenanigans "How to Defeat a Human," however, all the pieces can be read as a standalone!

    The series is largely fluff and found family, but we've got some angst and hurt/comfort sprinkled throughout! And the prequel is a much darker tone than the other fics.

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    “I’m disgusting. God, just look at me,” I spit at the mirror. At myself, always preoccupied with myself—as if I need any more quality time with that waste of space. Sometimes I stare at my face in this mirror and wish it was a dartboard. Or maybe a punching bag. “I’m just a gross pile of flesh. How can you want me?”

    I ask Papyrus this same question again and again. It’s a pretty stupid question. I mean, I know why he wants me. The same reason everyone wants humans. We’re spectacles. We’re sexual beings. We have bumps and lumps and weird, wet places. Places that our eyes dart to check out in the mirror. Places that we feel around for, to check that they’re still there. I stare at them, these fleshy masses, and think, take them off of me. Point a finger, scold the breasts, scold the butt. Look at all the shit you have gotten me into. You guys are more trouble than you’re worth.

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    24 May 2026

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    Eventually, the Beetles return to Earth with all of Grace's recordings on them. Naturally, someone at Buzzfeed is going to write a listicle about it.

    Look, we here at Buzzfeed have our own ways of honoring that Guy Who Died In Space To Save The Entire Planet.

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    18 May 2026

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    18 May 2026

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    Peter successfully goes on a field trip, accidentally catches the school bleachers, survives a bus explosion, and reveals his identity as Spider-Man.

    …not necessarily in that order, much to the confusion of his entire decathlon team.

    also known as: Peter Parker and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    Peter doesn't want to go on a field trip to Stark Tower. It's a recipe for disaster. His class doesn't believe him, his teacher doesn't believe him. If he makes it through the entire day without being suspended, it'll be a miracle. Unfortunately for Peter, he's never much believed in miracles.

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    “This is a goddamn disaster.” Peter declared miserably. At least he hadn’t thrown up his food.

    “Could be worse.” MJ said across from him. Peter lifted up his head.

    “Oh yeah, how?”

    MJ shrugged. “They could have expelled you instead.”

    Peter gaped at her. “Thanks MJ, that’s really helpful. I feel so much better now.”

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    29 Apr 2026