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Our Names, Written in the Sand by HappyBulbasaur
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
27 Apr 2026
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“This is childish.”
“I’m just asking if you want a turn on the pool float.”
“No, I do not want a turn on the pool float!” Ratio groans, exasperation spilling forth. “This is entirely unnecessary and immature—”
“Fine,” Aventurine interjects, effectively pausing the doctor’s tirade. “Then don’t. But you should know that the duck will be saddened by your rejection.” He throws Ratio a knowing glance. “As will I.”
Ratio exhales a weary breath, lifting a hand to signal a pause. He takes a moment to steady himself before coming to a decision.
“You are unbelievable,” he mutters beneath his breath. “Fine. I will try the damned thing.”
Following their tribulations in Penacony, Aventurine and Ratio receive an unexpected gift from Jade—a much-needed vacation at at the most exclusive resort in the cosmos.
With only each other, the sun, and the beach for company, it's a stark contrast to their everyday lives. As they struggle with the complicated shift in their relationship, a disappearance at the hotel, and the constant battle to keep their emotions in check, it all threatens to unravel completely.
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The morals I’m holding, you know they’re gone by HappyBulbasaur for ArcaneStardust
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
25 Jan 2026
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“I found the execution uncharacteristically sloppy for your standards,” Ratio admits. “The chip was indeed the variable that troubled me.”
Aventurine laughs, bright and amused, the sound brushing against Ratio’s ear like silk. “So you came to me for answers. As you always do, dear Detective.”
As a detective, Ratio’s life revolves around questions he can’t resist solving. But to someone like him, certain problems risk becoming all-consuming fixations, pulling him into the orbit of someone who has captured his attention more than any case could.
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"Veritas," he whispers.
"Yes, love?"
Oh, that's—he's never called Aventurine that before. Not like that. Never so softly. The endearment lands with enough force to propel him forward before doubt can catch up.
“When you get back,” Aventurine ventures, finally letting the thought leave the safety of his head, “do you want to move in?”
A year in the life of Aventurine and Veritas—and the nerve-wracking ordeal of figuring out the whole relationship thing.
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- Part 2 of If You Wait
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Let the Dove Fly by SneakyBulbasaur (HappyBulbasaur) for cheriesue
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Dec 2025
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You don't get to give goodbye hugs," Sandrone hisses once the shadows close around them and the music from the festival grows muffled. Her voice trembles with rage and something more complicated—she isn't sure what.
Columbina's expression shifts slightly. She looks… confused. As she so often does. Like a quiet little dove lost in the world’s noise. That blank look and gentle smile used to drive Sandrone insane. They still do. A face that sees nothing and everything at once.
"You don't get to do that."
Where, after that hug, Sandrone decides to run after Columbina.
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My Hunger, Your Pleasure by HappyBulbasaur
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
28 Oct 2025
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Aventurine shudders when Ratio's mouth parts around his pulse. Like he expects Ratio to bite down, just like this. His breath hitches like he wishes Ratio would.
“Sometimes, I still think I can taste you,” he continues, emboldened by the tremor in Aventurine's breath. “As though the flavor of you never quite left my tongue.”
Aventurine blinks up at him, lashes half-lowered. His tongue flicks briefly across his lips before he smiles.
“Doctor,” he drawls, “if you wanted another taste, you could’ve just said so.”
The start of Aventurine's and Ratio's relationship—or whatever the nearest approximation of that might be—is promising. There is, in theory, potential for emotional intimacy and mutual understanding. In practice, however, Ratio’s fangs remain an inconvenient anatomical detail, one that consistently undermines any such progression.
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- Part 2 of Blood High
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Veritas Ratio V.S. The Universe by cakecats
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 May 2026
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Apocalypse: Star Rail might be the worst game Dr. Veritas Ratio has ever played. In what world is murdering half the known universe for no reason even remotely reasonable? What kind of game kills off its most compelling characters just for shock value?
Also, why is he now in the game — and as a damn NPC, out of all things?
【 Activation Code: “Moronic developers, moronic game.” It is our sincere wish that during your time, you can fulfill your desires and, in accordance with your wish, transform a piece of moronic work into a magnificent, high-quality, first-rate classic. Bound Role: Unnamed male NPC of the Veritas Prime star system, age 0. 】
【 Congratulations! Welcome to Apocalypse: Star Rail, version ██! 】
Well. If these idiot developers can’t take constructive criticism, Veritas might as well construct the criticism himself… by forcibly inserting himself into a plot where he’s never existed.
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- Part 1 of Veritas Ratio V.S. The Universe
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19 May 2026
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"Look," Kakavasha murmured, his voice dropping into that husky, quiet register again. He looked up at Ratio through his pale blonde lashes, the cyan and magenta rings of his eyes remarkably bright in the dim light. "We don't have to be weird about it. And I mean... considering how much of a state I clearly put you in..."
Kakavasha gestured vaguely, his blush returning in full force, though he held his ground.
"If you're ever... wound up like that..." Kakavsha stumbled over the words, his casual facade cracking just a tiny bit, revealing the nervous, eighteen-year-old boy underneath. "We could just... skip the awkward sneaking around part. We could just help each other out. Next time."
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Young, inexperienced Ratio accidentally becoming FWB with his even younger (yet heavily experienced) childhood best friend
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12 May 2026
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and i shall call you eurydice by AvoOwO
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
27 Apr 2026
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Kakavasha has been with the Adephagia for a short time. Found wandering and given a home, a job, and a purpose aboard the station, all that is asked in return of him is simple work. That, he can do. His days are filled with inventorying their supplies, providing communication outreach to potential allies and visitors, and writing reports as needed. And when he is asked to aid in a potential deal with the Intelligentsia Guild, how is he to refuse?
However, the representative from the guild looks...familiar. Every time Kakavasha looks at him, his head hurts. With the arrival of this representative, the things that are commonplace to the Adephagia Space Station begin falling apart--and all Kakavasha knows is it has something to do with one Veritas Ratio.
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05 May 2026
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“You may,” Aventurine starts, voice quiet because Ratio will always listen to him, and he sees Ratio’s eyes start to light up with excitement. Silly boy. He just wants to be told what to do. “-Take off my socks.”
Ratio doesn’t say anything. He doesn’t need to. When he’s like this, there’s never any doubts that he didn’t hear or will not do what Aventurine says.
Aventurine very much likes Ratio below him.
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In which Dr. Veritas Ratio is a listless scientist searching for meaning, and Aventurine is his greatest discovery – and his greatest secret.
Bookmarked by HappyBulbasaur
03 Feb 2026