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Three knocks sounded on the door. Cullen barely had enough time to look up before it was thrown open, and he would’ve been more upset at the way his quarters were invaded if it wasn’t the Inquisitor who walked in next. He jumped up hastily, nearly knocking over a bottle of ink onto the maps he’d been studying, but he caught it just in time.
“You’re back!” he exclaimed, hurrying around his desk to greet her. “How was it?”
She quirked an eyebrow as she shut the door behind her. “You’re asking how the Deep Roads were? Deep. And full of darkspawn.”
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The Inquisitor returns from the Deep Roads and Frostback Basin. Now all Cullen has to do is keep her from her leveling the Grand Cathedral.
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- Part 2 of if not by faith, then by the sword
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The band of surprisingly nimble-fingered drunkards behind them apparently got their act together, and decided to start their portion of the evening with a long, raspy bellow. It took about two lines for every drunk Fereldan in the room to recognize the old tune — a naughty little ditty about all the different ways Ferelden could think to tell its Orlesian oppressors to go suck eggs. Hawke sang along, at the start. The first time she tripped up on the words, she blamed the booze. The second, though … it dawned on her that some of the words were simply different from what she’d learned in Lothering.
Funny, how quickly a room full of people could start to feel like the loneliest place on the continent. After all, there was a chance that she was the only one left who remembered that southern song at all.
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Crookshanks? More like Cockblockshanks by iwasbotwp for ChaosAndCrumpets
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Feb 2023
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Draco has a clear goal in mind. But Crookshanks always seems to be there to ruin it. Except the one time when maybe he isn't going to.
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Yours, Inevitably by ChaosAndCrumpets for ellieauthor
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2023
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Draco Malfoy is Hermione Granger's soulmate.
Allegedly.
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A fortnight before Halloween, Hermione Granger receives two letters, one invites her to the famously exclusive Hallowe'en Dinner at Malfoy Manor, the other is a death threat saying she will die on Halloween at the stroke of midnight.
Naturally, Hermione Granger does whatever she damn well pleases, and at first, the Malfoy Hallowe'en celebrations seem to go according to plan. But then something goes horribly awry...
Written for the DFF Halloween Clue/Mystery Competition:
***Runner Up Overall Favourite*** ***Winner Best Use of Clue Theme*** ***Winner Best Use of Weapon or Spell***
***Finalist Witty Witch in the Granger Enchanted Survivors Awards 2019*** -
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Lost, without direction, unable to find your way home? Coming soon, a new Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Ekeltronic to guide you on your journey! *Your mileage may vary.*
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The King's Gambit by peanutbrittles123 for allslowadagio
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Sep 2021
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“You’re asking me to partake in a one-sided relationship with you while I... date other wizards?” Hermione clarifies.
He winces. She watches his tongue trace distaste inside his mouth. Watches his expression drip with acid.
“That is exactly what I’m asking,” he replies anyway.
Or, the one where Hermione doesn’t understand why Draco is being difficult about their breakup, when it’s simple: she cannot possibly be his endgame, so why prolong the inevitable?
Unfortunately for her, Draco does not relent until it is check and mate.
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The horcrux hunt: reimagined
What if Dumbledore never got the chance to tell Harry about the horcruxes?
The Order has established Hogwarts as a sanctuary from Voldemort's reign of terror over the European Wizarding World. It's up to the next generation of The Order of the Phoenix to figure out how to destroy Voldemort with unlikely friendships and unexpected love.
Hogwarts: A Home Trailer | A very special thank you to Doctor Giraffe for this edit 🥹
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- Part 1 of You Feel Like Home
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“I’d rather die.”
“Then have sex with me?” He laughed, but it came out too breathy. The adamance of her refusal was like getting knocked in the stomach by a bludger. Expected, but painful all the same. “Get over yourself.” -
Proserpine by setissma
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
25 Sep 2017
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“God, you’re terrible at this,” Draco remarked, without any real rancor. His chin was propped on his hand as he contemplated the chessboard in the dim firelight.
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“I’m not actually sure Harry’s coming,” Hermione said, looking out the window again. “You’d think after an entire decade with magic, he’d have figured out how to use a portkey.”
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“'We’ll just go on this delightful missing-persons case in the Carpathians,’ they said,” Pansy said. “'It will be the perfect opportunity to continue with our cavalier attitude toward authority and tendency toward reckless behavior,’ they said.”
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He regards her with interest, cool as the ice in his G&T. “What do you want?”
On close inspection, he's a bit deadly. It's the combined power of self-regard, an open ear, and a cunningly tailored suit.
Hermione wants—
“An expiration date would be nice.” She suctions up the watery dregs and signals for more. “Let’s say I want . . . a year. Exactly one year of monogamy without the possibility of further commitment."
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Lotus Gardening by WrenAndPoppy
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
21 Feb 2017
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After accidentally learning more than he wanted to about the sex life of Solas and the Inquisitor, Cullen becomes convinced that Solas has some secret trick for giving women multiple orgasms. After a lot of drunken begging, he convinces Solas to teach him, but he doesn’t realize how hands-on the teaching will be.
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Not With Haste by thewitch0fthewilds (gossamerstarsxx)
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
13 Feb 2018
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A place for everything I write about the relationship between my Inquisitor Aislin Lavellan and Commander Cullen.
Though I may speak some tongue of old
Or even spit out some holy word
I have no strength from which to speak
When you sit me down, and see I'm weak...
And I was broke, I was on my knees
And you said yes as I said please
This ain't no sham, I am what I am...
And I will love with urgency but not with haste
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The Art of Love by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
06 Jan 2017
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During a trip to Denerim, Cullen is caught in a rainstorm and forced to find overnight accommodations in a nearby establishment, Le Cygne D'Or. The only problem? It's a brothel, and he doesn't recognize it until his pride won't let him back out.
Without anywhere else to go, Cullen ends up crashing in the room of Le Cygne's newest courtesan, Ellana Lavellan. The two instantly hit it off and Cullen and Ellana begin a perfectly friendly relationship, unencumbered by silly things like love.
... Right?
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The Love That Grows From Violence by Pikapeppa
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
19 Sep 2020
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Felassan smirked. “Laughter doesn’t come naturally to you, does it?”
Tamaris Lavellan gave him a deeply skeptical look. For someone who was Tranquil until very recently, he certainly was lighthearted. “Are you living in the same world as I am? What the fuck is there to laugh about?”
He shrugged. “I suppose that depends on where you find humour.”
She tsked. “If you’re looking for someone to laugh with, you’ve come to the wrong house.”
“You know,” he said thoughtfully, “I don’t think I have.”
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In other words: it is canon that people who are killed in the Fade become Tranquil in the real world. What if Solas didn’t kill Felassan after all at the end of The Masked Empire? Patrick and Karin Weekes said in this interview that if enough people care what happened to Felassan, he could come back…
Thus we begin my contribution to the Save Felassan Campaign, in the only way I know how: a smutty romance fic.
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The Wisdom In A Bowl Of Pudding by Pikapeppa
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
30 Oct 2022
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Felassan sighed wistfully. “There is no food in this time and era that has ever quite matched up to those humble bowls filled with the most luscious and filling mistakes that an Arlathani chef ever made.” He waved a hand. “And there you have it. That’s the story of how one of my favourite-ever foods was invented.”
“Seriously?” Tamaris said flatly. “Your favourite food in ancient Arlathan was pudding?”
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In other words: I got overexcited about the big milestone in the production of DA:D, started thinking about Solas and Felassan, and wrote some Felassan/Tamaris Lavellan smut.
This can be considered a little sequel oneshot to The Love That Grows From Violence.
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Heart-Eyes Emoji by carouselfancy, Tijgertje
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age (Video Games)
07 May 2020
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A few goofy texts sent to the wrong number, and Alistair quickly finds himself in too deep with an engaging stranger.
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things you said with too many miles between us by weathering
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
22 Aug 2017
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Cullen writes a lot of letters.