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fame is a gun and i point it blind by coaxiumed
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
28 Mar 2026
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Blind Item #89
A certain redheaded author is refusing to sell the film rights to her most famous book unless a very specific blonde actress is cast in the lead role.[letzbeatit] anyone else get the vibe that these two are just simply batshit crazy?
(118 upvotes, 44 downvotes)
[sharplyscarlet] Let's not refer to people we don't know as crazy.
(233 upvotes, 17 downvotes)
or, the story of Madeline and Helen, as documented and speculated on by a gossip forum.
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28 Mar 2026
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Keep a tender distance by aftertheraven
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
31 Jan 2026
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that, should the worst woman alive on the planet propose marriage solely to procure a spousal visa and thus avoid deportation, the smart thing to do would be decline and immediately run in the opposite direction.
Unfortunately, Helen was stupid.OR
Madeline Ashton, editor in chief at Viva Publishing, is desperate to get married so she can stay in the country and keep her job. After thirty years, Helen Sharp still hasn’t figured out how to say no to her.
The Proposal/Fake Married AU.
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26 Mar 2026
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i never wanted to love you by private_property_pelican
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
30 May 2026
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Her mother holds her face, a hand on each cheek. Her grasp is too firm. “Maddie. You do not want to marry a woman. You do not think women are pretty. You do not love women.” Madeline opens her mouth to protest but is silenced by the look in her mother’s eyes. “This is not a discussion, dear. This is something you are going to learn here and now. We will not have this conversation again. Do you understand?” Madeline nods, shakily. She doesn’t understand why, but she certainly knows what her mother means. And she knows to follow the rules.
Character study of Madeline throughout her life. She and her mom are both painfully aware that she's a lesbian but they're trying to pretend that's not real--lots of stuff with her mother, lots of low self-esteem depressing sex with men. MadHel, but it's gonna take a sec and most of it will be repression and yearning.
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26 Mar 2026
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familiar but foreign, a liminal feeling by Notevenaproperword
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
28 Feb 2026
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She had whispered his name. Yes, she must have had. At least once, before the world dissolved in a pair of frightened blue eyes. Or perhaps she had screamed. Not his name, but she can recall an inhuman shriek near her and the burn of her throat, scorched earth but in skin.
Helen isn’t dead and she has woken to silence.OR
Seemingly boring Helen Menville leads a quiet life. Her days revolve around her husband, her cat, and the Broadway diva she’s sworn to get kicked out living across the courtyard. Her plan to ruin Madeline Ashton goes off-script, or does it?
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26 Mar 2026
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I forgot we were fighting (tell me you love me) by SharpAsHel
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
04 Jul 2026
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Madeline is making a comeback to Broadway in a desperate attempt to be remembered for something other than marrying her bitch of an ex best friend’s ex fiancé. Would she have done anything? Yes. Would she have purposely fallen down a flight of stairs in front of the entire cast and crew? Questionable.
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Madeline takes a hit to the head, aka falls down a flight of stairs, and forgets that she and Helen hate each other.
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26 Mar 2026
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Bend and Snap by oceansmiller
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992), Legally Blonde (Movies)
07 Jun 2026
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Madeline Ashton-Menville, the soon-to-be Harvard graduate / sorority queen / wife of an heir to a vast American fortune, has a picture-perfect life, and a picture-perfect future. Until said heir asks for a divorce one week before commencement, and beckons her to court 15 years later over a petty dispute.
When Madeline returns to Cambridge with an acceptance to Harvard Law School in her hand, she plans to obtain a J.D., represent herself in court, and legally require Ernest to fuck off for good. A certain red-headed professor makes things a bit more complicated than that.
Aka, the highly sapphic madhel Legally Blonde AU that maybe one or two people asked for!
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26 Mar 2026
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I Don't Need Lights To See You Shine by semessster
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
02 Jul 2026
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Madeline Ashton is one of New York's finest strippers, but past her peak. Helen is a young student doing her absolute best for an internship at The New York Times.
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26 Mar 2026
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Mystery Work
Part of The Fanfic Factory Is Closed
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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09 Mar 2026
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Hey, Neighbor! by boredhufflepuff
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
31 Jan 2026
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"Looking up, she is immediately met with blue eyes - eyes she realizes she recognizes.
It’s the blonde from the bar.
Flashes of blonde hair, soft skin, hands gripping her shoulders, and loud moans enter Helen’s brain all at once."
OR Madeline and Helen, and a master class in the art of miscommunication - AU
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23 Jan 2026
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love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs by sarahtlou
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
10 Jan 2026
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A school play forces Helen and Madeline, two high school teachers from separate departments who hate each other's guts, to work together on something for once. Will they be able to settle their differences and pull through in time for the show, or will it all end in tears?
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- Part 1 of madhel: teacher edition
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13 Nov 2025
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Under the Moon with You by Shelbazoidz
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
17 Nov 2025
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It's getting weird. The past five months Helen has been acting strange. Well stranger than usual and Madeline has no idea what's going on. Once a month Helen will just disappear for an entire night and return looking like she's had the roughest night of her life. Her lies are getting less and less convincing so Madeline decides to follow her. What she finds is something unimaginable.
Helen Sharp has been keeping a huge secret.
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13 Nov 2025
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am i in the frame from your point of view? by helenssharp
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
31 Mar 2026
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Helen Sharp doesn’t do things like this — though she supposes she can pander to a more literary audience, the sort of thing she’s good at because she studies it — and she closes her eyes, takes a deep breath, and writes the first thing that comes to mind.
Aspiring author that just wants to be your good girl.
22. She/her.And, because she feels especially emboldened by the thrum of thrill that shivers through her body, she updates the location with a cheeky ‘in your dreams or the next bestselling novel’.
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OR: camgirl!madeline and disaster bisexual helen
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21 Jun 2025
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21 Jun 2025
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The Blur Between Our Lines by xXjay_readsXx
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
22 Sep 2025
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Helen took a deep breath, steeling herself for Madeline's reaction. “Well, your advisor happened to put you in MY class.”
Madeline looked at her with wide eyes, “Well, you have to be mistaken, I told her to put me in an easy class, all of your courses are advanced.”
She threw a finger aggressively at Helen, who was still sitting down. “Not to mention, we LIVE together, is that even allowed?”
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Helen Sharp is a genius professor who’s achieved more by 25 than most do in a lifetime. Madeline Ashton, her beautiful, chaotic best friend and roommate is about to graduate college, but needs one more class to pass. It just so happens her dear best friend has a opening in her advanced English course. They collide, emotionally, mentally and physically?
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- Part 1 of The Blur Between Our Lines
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21 Jun 2025
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The conversion of a sinner by TechnicolorMagicWoman
Fandoms: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
03 Jul 2021
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I've read somewhere that one of the greatest desires of God is the conversion of sinners, so the poor sinners will renounce their sinful lifestyles and return to God.... perhaps the Goddess does like some converted sinners of her own, and sweet Zelda, simply can't say no to her Goddess.
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- 182,542
- Chapters:
- 65/65
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04 Jul 2021
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Adventures with the Sawyers by TechnicolorMagicWoman
Fandoms: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
01 Sep 2021
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"Welcome to the Annual Sawyer family reunion," Sabrina's mortal Grandmother said as she embraced her granddaughter tightly. "Oh, Zelda. It's so nice for you to keep fulfilling your promise, and this must be your fiancee you told us not much about."
"Oh, nana," Sabrina said from the side of her grandma's hug barely containing the amused smile she had. "This is Mary, aren't they made for each other?"
Finding Zelda's despise of PDAs amusing, Lilith embraced her from the middle bringing her close. Her eyes twinkling with merriment that was easily confused with love. "Isn't she utterly right, love?" she said, pecking Zelda's cheek and then cleaning with the pad of her thumb the red remainders of her lipstick.
And the eldest of the Spellman's thought, that having brought Ms. Wardwell to keep herself from killing the mortals wouldn't stop her from killing the woman. What would they think if she killed her fiancee?
"Completely right, darling."Series
- Part 1 of The not so fake engagement saga
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 78,995
- Chapters:
- 32/32
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,130
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- 474
- Bookmarks:
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- 10,720
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23 Jun 2021
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Witches and Bitches (part I) by Vampyra
Fandoms: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
09 Sep 2021
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Hilda and Zelda Spellman own a pastry shop and 2 newcomers in town want a wedding cake.
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- Part 1 of Witches and Bitches
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,688
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 172
- Kudos:
- 155
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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- 2,156
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10 Jun 2021
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It's you! is a reality show where eight participants battle to win the heart of the same person. This year's edition is a special one as it's the first time a bisexual person is the guest of honor: Peter O'Brien is looking for love and four men and four women are going to do their best on the weekly challenges to impress him and hear Peter telling them the famous words on the last episode: It's you!
Among the participants, Miranda Otto is supposed to have her eyes fixed on the tall blonde prize, but there's someone else that steals her breath away: the reality show host, Michelle Gomez.Bookmarked by Ms_Ladyhell
18 Apr 2021
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Murder, blackmail, a love affair. Someone ends up in jail, someone ends up dead, and someone ends up very rich.
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18 Apr 2021
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Mamihlapinatapai by TechnicolorMagicWoman
Fandoms: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (TV 2018)
24 Mar 2021
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Derived from the Yaghan language of Tierra del Fuego, listed as the “most succinct word,” and is considered one of the hardest words to translate. It allegedly refers to “A look that without words is shared by two people who want to initiate something, but neither start,” or “looking at each other hoping that either will offer to do something which both parties desire but are unwilling to do.”
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25 Jan 2021