PantryJesus
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- Dead Boy Detectives (TV) (29)
- Teen Wolf (TV) (8)
- Merlin (TV) (4)
- The Sandman (TV 2022) (2)
- Heated Rivalry (TV) (2)
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There is a way Shane has described it before: like he gets swallowed up by his own pleasure, everything outside his body falling away; like his head is full of smoke. Mostly, he has said, he only gets like this with Ilya. But he looks it now. His eyes are screwed shut, his mouth hanging open, not even trying to muffle the sounds that punch their way out of him—little moans, groans, gasps and harsh, husky pants as he grinds his hips down against a pillow.
Ilya’s text announcing his return had gone unread. This must be why.
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Ilya comes home to his husband.
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The sun is starting to set, and the lake water still clinging to them is cold, but there is warmth pooling between their bodies; blood running hot and close under their skin. Ilya sinks his fingers into Shane's soft hips, feeling it, and Shane shivers atop him. He stares into Ilya's eyes like he is stargazing, his own crinkled with his smile. Ilya loves him so much.
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A soft moment at the cottage.
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Edwin keeps goin’ translucent enough Charles can see the windowsill straight through his throat, before he shudders and takes a breath and—forces himself, it looks like, right back whole again.
“C’mon, mate,” Charles says. “Whatever that is can wait ‘til later, yeah?”
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- Part 10 of Brief Moments
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Jennifer had always been stubborn. Always had to have the last word. And god, hadn’t she managed that—sinking her teeth into Needy’s flesh and not killing her, not eating her, but shoving in the same evil that was charring her own soul from the inside out. Like she couldn’t die without making sure some part of her was stuck in Needy forever; shrapnel from the atomic explosion of their friendship.
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“This is highly unprofessional,” Edwin huffs, a few ticks after the cupboard door clicks shut behind them. “We are here on a case, Charles.”
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- Part 7 of Brief Moments
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Collected Dead Boy Detectives drabbles and ficlets, mainly but not exclusively Payneland.
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After getting together, Charles and Edwin explore power dynamics.
OR: an unintentional deep-dive into submissive Charles and dominant Edwin.
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A collection of Crystal-and-Niko-centric fics, set in miscellaneous universes in which Palasaki become roommates after Niko's return.
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Or: A series of rescues conducted on Friday nights at an American university.
(A modern alive AU where Charles and Edwin meet and become friends at university in the States, along with Crystal and Niko.)
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A collection of various disconnected Payneland AUs (mostly modern/alive AU, but not exclusively).
OR: Charles and Edwin finding each other in every universe.
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perfect storm by spelling__bee
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
06 Mar 2026
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Ilya figured it was probably polite to have a shirt on to meet your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend.
Bookmarked by PantryJesus
18 Jul 2026
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all my days, i’ll know your face by justhockey
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Jan 2026
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“My husband won’t like you touching me like this.”
“Husband, eh? You’re married?”
Ilya can feel the sleepy rumble of the man’s voice against his back. He presses further into it, folding his own hand over the one that’s splayed against his stomach, and slotting their fingers together.
“Yes. He will be very sad when he finds out I am in bed with second best hockey player in NHL.”
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- English
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Bookmarked by PantryJesus
17 Jul 2026
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He leans closer and squeezes around Ilya’s cock, nudges his nose against his jaw. “It’s okay, you can say it. I won’t freak out, I promise. I won’t run.”
Ilya looks at him like he doesn’t trust him fully, like he’s searching for the truth in Shane’s eyes. He licks his lips and blinks, barely nods, like he always does when he makes up his mind about something. One of his hands finds way to Shane’s nape.
“Shane.”
Bookmarked by PantryJesus
17 Jul 2026
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Two-Four-Eight-One-Oh-Eight (Ilya Hollander. Shane Rozanov.) by persimmonysnicket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Feb 2026
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“Maybe—maybe Lily is sleeping,” she says. Bargaining, she realizes numbly. She’s bargaining for more time. And for whatever is unfolding here to stop unfolding and in fact fold itself back up. Her thumb shifts away from the call button. “And you should be sleeping too, mister.”
“He’s not sleeping.” Shane flares his nostrils—another gesture Yuna hasn’t seen in so many years. “He’s waiting for me to call a third time. Mom. Please. He’s—he’ll be so worried.”
Yuna shifts her thumb and lets it drop. Is Yuna a bad mother if she hopes "Lily" doesn’t pick up?
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or: Shane needs to call someone the night he's laid out by Marlow, and Yuna reflects on her quietly, obsessively devoted son.
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- Part 1 of sailing, sailing
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- English
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Bookmarked by PantryJesus
14 Jul 2026
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book boyfriend by lanallite
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 May 2026
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finn @jjsvoyagos
I was scrolling on the tl and apparently some hockey romance novel is getting adapted?? And the streets are saying that the main character is sort of like shane hollander?> marcie ! 24 defender @hollzypuck
please don’t mention riding the edge on voystwt, it’s a triggering subject for us all 😭> > finn @jjsvoyagos
?? i’m new here, pls explain the lore> > > marcie ! 24 defender @hollzypuck
it’s a really weird smutty book that inadvertently sexualizes shane. the main guy is literally shane hollander with a different name. elite player, youngest captain in montreal franchise history, golden boy, half-japanese half-canadian, same exact personality and looks… idk even if the character is somehow not inspired by shane hollander, then it’s kind of suspicious how similar they are…> > > > finn @jjsvoyagos
Oh… that is weird as fuckor: a straight hockey romance becomes the biggest show on the planet. The internet is convinced (correctly) that the male lead is 100% based on Shane Hollander. Too bad almost no one knows Shane Hollander is gay.
Bookmarked by PantryJesus
11 Jul 2026