Parrot_Assbutt
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"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting." Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Megatron receives a package that is, at best, not a bomb.
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- Part 6 of SkyStar And Their Sparklings
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A plane goes down, and it's up to the human investigators to find out how.
The big questions, why there’s no human remains, nor any known missing plane, is answered in the form of the distraught and bitchy robot that comes swinging into their lives.
Forming a tentative alliace with a robot alien for as long as it takes to peice together a corpse wasn't on their agenda, that's for sure.
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- Part 1 of Mayday
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Scenes from the mind of Sammy Lawrence, in debatable order. Disjointed and nonsensical as the song of radio static.
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Day 3 of Writing Stupid Ideas Until Insurance Approves My Medication And I Am Allowed To Focus On Longer Works Once Again by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
06 Nov 2022
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What if "Thanks to Them" had ended differently?
What if Hunter had dealt with the Belos threat more directly?Alternate title: Gus is Right, We Should Microwave the Belos Slime
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- Part 5 of Crack In A Bag
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Day 2 of Catboying Perfectly Good Men Until My ADHD Gets Back to Manageable Levels by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
07 Oct 2022
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It's Halloween at the studio.
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- Part 4 of Crack In A Bag
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SkyStar And Their Sparklings by KyeAbove, Parrot_Assbutt
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types
11 Jun 2026
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Both Skyfire and Starscream got stranded on Earth 14 million years ago. Neither they nor the offspring they produced here know anything about the war but they're gonna make themselves their problem.
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Crack In A Bag by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandom Bendy and the Ink Machine, The Owl House (Cartoon)
06 Nov 2022
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Assorted Crack fics, some connected, others standalone.
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there's something inside of us, and we let it out. by bread_lord_khubz
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime
12 Jun 2026
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Megatron calls Shockwave away from her experimenting to request some help with repairing her old injuries.
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Megatron and Shockwave are gay freaks about medical malpractice.
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12 Jun 2026
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The protestor chooses her frame for herself.
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12 Jun 2026
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All the Stars Are Dead Now by zombified_queer
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
07 Jun 2026
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The hidden god plays hide and seek - Current 93
Or, Megatron discusses the existence of Primus with Her brightest light.
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11 Jun 2026
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Epic Robot Divorce – A MegOP Fanmix by Holy Diver (Nemesis_Adrasteia)
Fandoms: Transformers One (2024)
12 Jun 2026
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A tragedy in three acts.
Bookmarked by Parrot_Assbutt
11 Jun 2026
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No matter how many times Starscream betrays him, Megatron will always let him live. There's a reason for that.
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07 Jun 2026